Gettin' ready for the debate

[AVB]

The official debate drinking game.

Drink One Sip If:
Anyone says "terrorism"
Anyone says "Halliburton"
Anyone says "flip flop"
Anyone says "Saddam Hussein"
Anyone blames "the media"
Anyone mentions their own military service
Anyone says "September 11"
One candidate interrupts another candidate

Drink Two Sips If:
Bush says "cut and run"
Kerry says "W stands for wrong"
Either candidate talks past their time limit
Kerry brings up Bush's "Mission Accomplished" moment
Bush mentions Crawford, TX
Anyone looks at the wrong camera
Anyone whips out "evidence"
Anyone says "Osama bin Laden"
Anyone mentions blogs
Anyone invokes the hurricane sympathy vote
Anyone mentions "North Korea"
Kerry mentions Bush wants to reinstate the draft
Everytime you see anyone wearing the yellow "LiveSTRONG" bracelet

Do a Shot If:
Bush mentions the deficit
Bush accuses Kerry of being "French on terrorism"
Kerry accuses Bush of being a pansy for avoiding Vietnam
Bush admits he made a mistake ("miscalculation" counts)
Ralph Nader shows up insisting on airtime

Finish Your Glass If:
Anyone in the audience gets dragged out of the auditorium
Anyone in the audience gets off an unscripted question
Bush mispronounces any word or name
Anyone says "Osama bin Hidin'"
Anyone uses a sports metaphor
Anyone attempts to speak Spanish to pander to Latinos

Finish the Bottle If:
Anyone challenges anyone to a duel
The moderator rips off his mask to reveal his true identity is Karl Rove :sign: :sign: :sign:

 

[other1]

You gotta be kidding. We'll all have alcohol poisoning within 15 minutes.

 

[dixieland_conjunction]

Anyone says "terrorism"

I'f you're waiting for Bush to correctly say "terrorism" instead of "terror" you'll be a dry drunk for sure :sign:

Cheers

 

[psyktek]

So many automatic drinks, and I have to be at work.

What's gonna be in your glass, my friend? :lookup:

 

[dixieland_conjunction]

I have to pee already!

 

[other1]

As long as it doesn't burn you'll be fine.

 

[AVB]

Half way in and my Ron Zacapo is much lighter then when I started.

 

[SFG75]

I'll have to play that one during the debate on October 8th. I was running on a treadmill and had just gotten out of an intense, cardio-workout class at the gym. ??? The comments of a certain debator had me running like Forrest Gump for 45 minutes. :angry:

 

[ALostTexan]

Watched it with a Saint Luis Rey ISOM. Nice way to "enjoy" the debate, even if it was difficult to watch.

ALostTexan