Girlfriend Screening Process

Do they get bonus points for asking if there are any "trick" questions since they could be retro controllers.
 
Nope sorry geeks. The proper test would include pictures of male and female anatomy and depending on which order she paired those pictues would be the deciding factor.
 
I usually just check for crabs and the clap. Small hands gets extra points. Makes my crank look bigger.

Doc
 
I'm glad I don't qualify to be your girlfriend. If windows didn't come with Freecell & Solitaire I wouldn't own a game.
 
Girlfriends generally come with enough fun little buttons and knobs of their own that I don't really care what they know about geekstuff. :rolleyes:

My criteria are simple. Not as simple as Doc's, mind you, but simple. :laugh:

Mostly they involve pie.

~Boar
 
Sega Genesis, NBA JAM "HE'S ON FIRE!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hMuxwOQlY
 
Not A Nice Person said:
Girlfriends generally come with enough fun little buttons and knobs of their own that I don't really care what they know about geekstuff. :rolleyes:

My criteria are simple. Not as simple as Doc's, mind you, but simple. :laugh:

Mostly they involve pie.

~Boar
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Speaking of pie, a woman who can make a tender, flaky pie crust has a leg up on the competition. Priorities change as one matures.

Doc
 
I would fail........I have too much to do to sit around and play games. I wish I had that kind of time on my hands. :whistling:
 
Bring back the Atari 2600. Only one button.

New controllers have way too many buttons for old guys. :laugh:

And if your girlfriend/wife knows the answer to the original test, SHE has way to much time on her hands.
 
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