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Going to See Beyoncé in Atlantic City Tonight

If I was caught in a situation like that I think I would fain a heart attack to get out it, or better still you can get an instant onset of diarrhea and can't go, so would have to stay home and smoke a cigar to celebrate my brilliant idea.
I can't stand her music!!!
 
I hope you got all that pussy you were talking about after having to sit throught that last night!
 
I think he's still pulling out that latex schlong she stuffed into his rear orifice
 
Well, I survived the crowd of Beyonce` devotees....and what a diverse crowd it was. Mostly women and gay guys that were SCREAMING as loud as they could in between songs...CONSTANTLY...and they sang EVERY word to EVERY song so that we could just about hear her singing. Very little sitting down, when she came out, EVERYONE (except me and the 4 other heterosexual guys in attendance) stood up and never sat back down for over 2 hours.

The Revel Casino was pretty cool...upscale, chic, multi-leveled, aimed at the younger crowd with some great dance clubs They had some interesting theme bars (martini, micro-brew beer, vodka, etc) all over the place...10oz mixed drinks were $14, needless to say I drank a dozen of them in the 15 minutes I had before the concert started. The venue was nice too, seats 5,500 and there isn't a bad seat in the house...the chairs were comfortable and had plenty of room side-to-side....all the stuff that was important to me....oh, and I had a ripping hot 35yo chick seated next to me that I danced with from time to time. Most of the chicks there had short, VERY form fitted dresses on and smelled awesome!! The gay guys had on hot pants and see through mesh tee shirts with more jewelry than Liz Taylor wore....a bit creepy. Cynthia got compliments on her jewelry from one guy behind us and they traded 'Bling' after the show...funny stuff.

Between the show, after party, and hanging out with people we met there....we finally got home at sunrise. All in all, a pretty interesting night to say the least.

Funny thing though, my neck still hurts for some reason....
 
Kindly turn in your Sons of Italy card.

Doc
 
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