Shamrocker
Sheik Yerbouti
I was over visiting the in-laws with the wife and kid, and decided to take a cigar along to smoke if there was time. My relatives had a sunroom built on the back of their house so they'd have somewhere sheltered and reasonably warm to smoke (cigarettes) when the weather isn't nice, and so they don't smoke indoors anymore. The wife's aunt and uncle came by for a coffee and to see our kid, and my wife's aunt commented "Eww that stinks!". I had to keep myself from laughing since she's a cigarette smoker and has been for 30+ years.