HO HO HO Cabaiguan Jaun

[Secret Santa]

@cabaiguan juan
After you came and sat on my lap last year, you left me a stiff idea. We are going to try something different this year. You have been on my naughty list since the start, I applaud your consistency This year Santa is going to sneak you onto the nice list just this once. Since this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, why don’t you tell me what you’d like for Christmas. Let’s leave out the dirty stuff you and the Mrs are asking for.

 

[CBoukal]

Pickle Juice and Opux Santa. Boy will this make a great story for him to tell the other moms at the playground

 

[CigSid]

Santa, we all know Jon has been a very bad boy this year, but he is a great father, and trophy husband... let’s treat him right!

 

[kann]

All he wants for Christmas is a Wanderlust.

 

[cabaiguan juan]

All he wants for Christmas is a Wanderlust.

That is true.

 

[Secret Santa]

Jon Jon Jon, I think I have your cigar selection figured out. Boy is the white owl company excited when I placed the order. What I am lacking is any information about what your wife and kids may be into. Her calmness and ability to deal with you all year deserves a reward I think. What is she into besides trophy husbands.

 

[cabaiguan juan]

Dear Santa,
I am not going to ask for anything big this Christmas, just World peace, women to say what they mean and 4 and 6 year old boys to not be crazy. If I can ask for anything beyond that then I would add that we have an awesome dog who's life goal right now, is to constantly ask for treats. I have two awesome little boys (Parker, age 6 size M youth and Davey, age 4, size Small youth) who love building things like legos, puzzles or wood kits, and a wife who is a Saint. She loves all things Christmas, running outside (size small top) and chocolate. As for me, I am a fan of flavorful Nicaraguans and Dominican cigars. I find myself really attracted to what the Aganorsa factory is blending and putting out but if you wanted to go real crazy, I'll through in the link to my PIW MAW post. I'm a size XXL shirt if you have some tshirts that you no longer fit into and need a good home.

If somehow you read this and say "fuck it, he is going back onto the naughty list", then I will gladly smoke the Gurkhas and use the charcoal you send instead.

Yup.

Opus X, preferably Angles share or Lost City
LF’s Litto Gomez line
Padron Family Reserve
Illusion Singular
Warped -anything
RoMa’s Wunderlust
Powstanie - anything
Davidoff- anything

 

[cabaiguan juan]

Jon Jon Jon, I think I have your cigar selection figured out. Boy is the white owl company excited when I placed the order. What I am lacking is any information about what your wife and kids may be into. Her calmness and ability to deal with you all year deserves a reward I think. What is she into besides trophy husbands.

That is Trophy Husband- no "S", singular. I think.

 

[CBoukal]

That is Trophy Husband- no "S", singular. I think.

you mean you wish

 

[modo22]

Take care of Jon Santa!

 

[Thoughts]

He also loves his concrete santa!

 

[cabaiguan juan]

He also loves his concrete santa!

Good point! Santa is you know a concrete crew that does good work on the cheap, I'm thinking of those elves on Dec 26th, I have a few bombs to send out. Maybe we can join forces on Brad?

 

[Thoughts]

Good point! Santa is you know a concrete crew that does good work on the cheap, I'm thinking of those elves on Dec 26th, I have a few bombs to send out. Maybe we can join forces on Brad?

You already did me!

 

[Thoughts]

 

[CBoukal]

You already did me!

This reminds me of when I use to peek into people's bedroom windows... You hear private conversations you shouldn't be hearing..

 

[cabaiguan juan]

This reminds me of when I use to peek into people's bedroom windows... You hear private conversations you shouldn't be hearing..

So glad I am not the only one.

 

[bfreebern]

This reminds me of when I use to peek into people's bedroom windows... You hear private conversations you shouldn't be hearing..

As long as both hands are on the window seal, you're ok.

 

[Secret Santa]

HO HO HO Mr. Elliott. I think the elves have done a decent job of getting some holiday cheer prepared for you and your family. The reindeer even insisted that your treat begging dog be included in the holiday fun. My tour of the Gurkha factory last week really helped give me some ideas to fill you stockings. That and a little help from the reindeer waste removal team.

Mrs. Clause and I have been making Merry for the last 2 nights and I don’t see that slowing down into the weekend so I decided to use USPS to deliver your packages instead of me getting throw in jail for drunken sleighing. Below are the tracking numbers for your packages. Santa didn’t take any effort to disguise the return address but he does ask that you don’t check the tracking numbers. They are both suppose to land to your acreage on Monday. If they don’t land Monday then check them.

@cabaiguan juan

9505 5121 7106 0346 2804 27
9405 5036 9930 0169 6982 39

Have a very Merry Christmas

 

[modo22]

HO HO HO Mr. Elliott. I think the elves have done a decent job of getting some holiday cheer prepared for you and your family. The reindeer even insisted that your treat begging dog be included in the holiday fun. My tour of the Gurkha factory last week really helped give me some ideas to fill you stockings. That and a little help from the reindeer waste removal team.

Mrs. Clause and I have been making Merry for the last 2 nights and I don’t see that slowing down into the weekend so I decided to use USPS to deliver your packages instead of me getting throw in jail for drunken sleighing. Below are the tracking numbers for your packages. Santa didn’t take any effort to disguise the return address but he does ask that you don’t check the tracking numbers. They are both suppose to land to your acreage on Monday. If they don’t land Monday then check them.

@cabaiguan juan

9505 5121 7106 0346 2804 27
9405 5036 9930 0169 6982 39

Have a very Merry Christmas

2 packages!! Wow, he has been a good boy this year, but 2 packages worth???

 

[Cparker]

Coal lumps are bulky and reindeer turds are heavy = two boxes.