Hospital Humor.

[Devil Doc]

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,"I don't know, Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood
pressure, and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look magnificent."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful.
Now listen very, very closely: "Are - My - Test - Results - Back?"

 

[bfreebern]

LMAO! Total Dad joke.

 

[whylieineedacigar]

Hahahahahaha

 

[Old Smokey]

Lady goes for labia surgery and tells the doctor she expects anonymity. After the surgery she notices 3 roses sitting by her bed. The doctor comes in to see how she is doing and the lady says, I told you I wanted total anonymity. He assured her he had told no one. She says, them where did those 3 roses come from.
He explained that one of them had come from him, as he knew she was going thru this alone. He said the 2nd came from the nurse that assisted in the surgery, as she had the same surgery 6 months ago. She said, well what about the 3rd one. The doctor said, Oh, that from a burn patient in room 319 thanking you for his new ears.

 

[jfields]

Heh! Those were both pretty good....