How many results do you get from Google

[OpusXKC]

So, I was/am bored at work today and decided to put my CP handle into good old Google. When I hit the "repeat the search with the omitted results included" link, I got 827 results. Not to bad. How are you guys fairing with the search god today?

 

[The Volusianator]

"The Volusianator" = 1,290

 

[Zeebra]

[size=-1]473,000 for Zeebra

I thought this was funny:
"[/size]Zeebra could be called the father of the Japanese rap scene"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeebra

 

[Ginseng]

9,790,000 for "ginseng"

 

[junkman_56]

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,680 for "junkman_56". (0.30 seconds)

 

[wasy]

Results 1 - 10 of about 619,000 for wasy

 

[Ginseng]

Dammit, wasy. I just realized I've been staring at your avatar for the last 4 minutes without moving a muscle. Well, not one that you can see while I'm sitting at my desk. And I've got a class to observe in 6 minutes. Damn you!




Wilkey

 

[OpusXKC]

9,790,000 for "ginseng"

OH come on....that isn't even fair :laugh:

 

[Joebiech]

Results 1 - 2 of about 13 for Joebiech. (0.35 seconds)

i feel so unique...and all the results are from this forum

 

[CasaSoho]

9,790,000 for "ginseng"

OH come on....that isn't even fair :laugh:

There is only 80 when you search for "Ginseng + Moontrance".

 

[tigger]

...of about 6,600,000 for tigger

Dang you Wilkey!!! I figgered I had this one locked up

 

[sack]

Results for Sack = 31,100,000 in .34 seconds. :0

 

[OpusXKC]

9,790,000 for "ginseng"

OH come on....that isn't even fair :laugh:

There is only 80 when you search for "Ginseng + Moontrance".

Only 80, I figured at least 9,000,000 of them would have been about his LOVE of Moontrances

 

[Infinity]

59,500,000 for Infinity

Did I win the super premium fiver?

Brian

 

[Fatken]

Only 4750, but the first was for CP.

 

[Ekans]

123 000 results because of Pokemons :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Ralph]

126,000,000

None referring to "puke" in the first 20 pages which is a positive.

 

[Ginseng]

9,790,000 for "ginseng"

OH come on....that isn't even fair :laugh:

There is only 80 when you search for "Ginseng + Moontrance".

Yeah, but Google returns 163,000,000 if you type in

DICK!

 

[Burnt Tongue]

Results 1 - 10 of about 2,680,000 for burnt tongue. (0.05 seconds)

 

[Newfie]

Results 1 - 10 of about 423,000 for newfie. (0.22 seconds)

Here's a list of "You Might Be A Newfie If:" lines from the 4th hit in that search:




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- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
- You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
- The mosquitoes have landing lights.
- You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
- You have 10 favourite recipes for bottled moose.
- Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
- You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
- You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
- You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
- You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
- The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for local softball scores.
- At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
- The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
- Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
- You think the start of salmon fishing season is a national holiday.
- You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
- You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
- You find -40C a little nippy.
- The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
- You can play road hockey on skates.
- You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
- The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
- You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Newfie friends.