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How would you respond?

I would subscribe that email address to every porn site, Viagra marketer, religious zealots forum, political newsletter, and sex offender registry I could find. Oh, and N.A.M.B.L.A.

- Tim
 
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Thank you kind sir and it will be a pleasure doing business with you!

You can send the Euro's to this account, (account where only deposits can be made).

I look forward to seeing your money in my account! :sign:
 
I don't know if I can top Mick's post but "I will most asureadly try." Dude the GOAT! Efin Hillarious!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh:
 
Hi, моим именем будет Гэри, и я хотел был бы быть вашим другом.
 
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
 
Dear David John,

Well, shut my mouth and call me Sally. I'm ready to do this; we're going to be rich! To know you're serious about this, I need you to send a package that is taped up with duct tape and filled with loose flour and a ticking clock. I recently moved to this address:

Mr. Bush
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520

Once I receive the package, I will mail you all of my bank account information to the return address on the package. As a show of good faith, you can reach me on my cell phone any time at 312-911-9111.

Sincerely,
John G. Bush
 
mysterea said:
Dear David John,

My name is Wilkey Wong, I'm very interested in your proposal!

I'd recommend you invest this money in topical ointments for my various conditions acquired throughout the ragin' 80's while sewing my wild oats..

Please forward these moneys to my account for prompt use, details as follows:

<insert whatever you want here>
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Ding Ding Ding!!!

We have a winner.

Thanks to all who played.

Mysterea - send me your addy.
 
woo!

Thanks for the contest Gary! I'll just swing by your house! :laugh:

Im always amazed these mails are still around!

~R
 
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