AVB
Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
- Joined
- Nov 14, 2003
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Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for many a long year
Sold many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when Coventry Cat
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Todd
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the target of my game
I stuck around Old Havana town
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed Batista and his ministers
The mob screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the noob wars raged
And the stogies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the target of my game
I watched with glee
While your noobs and fogs
Fought for ten decades
For the sticks they had
I shouted out,
Who sent the Fuentes?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps in the noobie wars
Who got killed before they could retaliate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the target in my game
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what’s confusing you
Is just the target in my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me AVB
cause I’m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your home to waste
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the target in my game
Start March off with a BANG!
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for many a long year
Sold many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when Coventry Cat
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Todd
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the target of my game
I stuck around Old Havana town
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed Batista and his ministers
The mob screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the noob wars raged
And the stogies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the target of my game
I watched with glee
While your noobs and fogs
Fought for ten decades
For the sticks they had
I shouted out,
Who sent the Fuentes?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps in the noobie wars
Who got killed before they could retaliate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the target in my game
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what’s confusing you
Is just the target in my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me AVB
cause I’m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your home to waste
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the target in my game
Start March off with a BANG!