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I’m in need of some restraint

AVB

AVB

Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
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Nov 14, 2003
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Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for many a long year
Sold many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when Coventry Cat
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Todd
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the target of my game
I stuck around Old Havana town
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed Batista and his ministers
The mob screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a generals rank
When the noob wars raged
And the stogies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the target of my game
I watched with glee
While your noobs and fogs
Fought for ten decades
For the sticks they had
I shouted out,
Who sent the Fuentes?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps in the noobie wars
Who got killed before they could retaliate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the target in my game
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what’s confusing you
Is just the target in my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me AVB
cause I’m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your home to waste
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the target in my game



Start March off with a BANG!
 
Watch out, Ray is baaack! and the "rush" has worn off
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If you do decide to use restraints, just remember the safe word.
 
Guess the Jarhead is feeling better, and here I was, worrying like a mother hen.

Doc.
 
Heads down, gentlemen. Ray's back and looking to drop some ordinance...!!....:laugh:
 
The safe word is "banana". I repeat, the safe word is "banana".
 
Good to see you are back to your ole' self Ray or at least moving in the right direction. Now take cover fellas as the ordanance is about to be dropped on some one......
 
Ray....when I saw the title, my first thought involved some of the girls you have posted over the years.....some of that thought was disturbing .....................
 
No need to worry, I have plenty of my own.



Restraints that is. :0

CigarStone said:
Ray....when I saw the title, my first thought involved some of the girls you have posted over the years.....some of that thought was disturbing .....................
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beyond the band said:
Nice one.
Somebody better take cover, better yet, move out of state!
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I have a community mailbox area in my tract. I opened my box and found the little key, meaning there was a package in the bigger box for me. I was expecting something from Smokeyballs and knew that had to be it. I opened the box and immediately the concussion threw me across the street.

This was a massive explosion. I am damaged beyond words.

Thank you Ray, This could not have arrived on a better day. I was in court with the ex all day and had quite the headache. I did prevail though. This just made the end of my day much much sweeter. Thank you for knocking one off my wish list. I assure you, it and the rest will be thoroughly enjoyed.
 
I did find it ironic you were the first one to comment, gave me quite a chuckle on this end. Hope you enjoy.
 
Pleased to meet you.

Good to see ya back. Scorch some earth.
 
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