I hadda fall for a comedienne...

[tigger]

This may belong in the Lobby, but it's a review of sorts, so I'm putting it here.

My gal isn't a fan of tobacco. She tolerates my couple/few cigars per week...I usually get away with just being told (in a warm, fond way, of course) that I stink after I have one.

I took some notes on one of the Torpedos Wilkey sent my recently. Last night I found an additional page on my night stand accompanying those notes, along with a hand-rendered drawing of the graphic you'll see below. It read:

Torp 1 (this assessment may be used for all cigars)

Slightly scabby wrapper, large ammt of tooth decay

Scent: wrapper: pond scum
foot: old socks

prelight draw - sea weed

initial draw - sh*t

1st " - Flaky fish heads

2nd " - dirty garbage can

3rd " - tangy sewage plant

4th " - flatulence

9:20 Flushed down toilet where they all belong

I love her.

 

[CoventryCat86]

LMAO! :laugh:

Have her submit her resume to Cigar Aficionado if they're ever interested in someone who can do a REAL review. :thumbs:

 

[Ginseng]

Dang. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

That girl's a keeper.

Wilkey

 

[nfulton]

:laugh: Priceless!

 

[Jack Straw]

Refreshing to read a review that doesn't have references to hints of leather and raspberries.

Great review, and as has been said, she's a keeper!!

 

[BobbyRitz]

That's great! Be sure to show her this thread! :laugh:

 

[BlindedByScience]

....priceless. Read it to my wife and we both had a good laugh.

Cheers - B.B.S.

 

[AVB]

Now that is a WINNER! I could have used that for my Astral review

 

[Shooter]

Awesome!!! Sounds just like my wife!!!

 

[cuppajack]

As much as I dig the Firefly reference, I think you've just found your new Avatar!

 

[Ginseng]

As much as I dig the Firefly reference, I think you've just found your new Avatar!

I concur!

Wilkey

 

[tigger]

Done!

 

[grateful1]

Done!

:thumbs:

 

[Saxjazzman]

LOL... We need more reviews like that!! :thumbs:

 

[TBaGZ]

Now thats funny stuff right there!