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Ginseng

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Imagine that your 3-year old has not gone poopy for four days, getting surlier with each passing day. And then she finally goes.

Well, let me tell you, I had an ABC Sports "the thrill of victory" moment. I was elated. I was relieved. I felt like the blessings of heaven itself were showered down on me.

All because my little girl finally pooped. Ahhh, fatherhood. :D

Wilkey
 
I do know exactly what you mean! Parenthood rearranges what's important, and what's acceptable, polite conversation topics, as well!

Non-parents just aren't as comfortable discussing the texture of poop as the the parents of toddlers, are they?

"Well, that's great that she finally went! Was it really hard?"

"Well, it was hard at the begining, but it looks a lot softer toward the end."

"But not runny, right?"

KevPriest
 
Boy, I'm glad I've graduated to grandparent. When they've got problems I just send them home to mommy.

Doc.
 
Devil Doc said:
Boy, I'm glad I've graduated to grandparent. When they've got problems I just send them home to mommy.

Doc.
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Hehe,

It'll be a long time before we get there, but we've been told it's great :thumbs:

Wilkey
 
Congrats, Wilkey. I am glad everything came out fine. The only shlt I am cleaning up is their mom's right now.

I wish this thread had a 'not dinner safe' warning, ok, back to dinner...
 
Ginseng said:
Imagine that your 3-year old has not gone poopy for four days, getting surlier with each passing day. And then she finally goes.

Well, let me tell you, I had an ABC Sports "the thrill of victory" moment. I was elated. I was relieved. I felt like the blessings of heaven itself were showered down on me.

All because my little girl finally pooped. Ahhh, fatherhood. :D

Wilkey
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You got off lite, man. You managed to skip the glycerine suppositories. :)
 
Null and kev,

She was minutes away from the sticks. I picked up a jar this afternoon in desperation. After she dropped a couple of solid ones, she cut loose with the wet stuff. I was joking with my wife that it would have been funny if she had to suppository her and ended up uncorking the load there on the changing pad. She didn't think it would have been that funny. :p

Wilkey
 
kevpriest said:
I do know exactly what you mean! Parenthood rearranges what's important, and what's acceptable, polite conversation topics, as well!

Non-parents just aren't as comfortable discussing the texture of poop as the the parents of toddlers, are they?



KevPriest
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I don't have kids, and you're right.
 
Ginseng said:
Imagine that your 3-year old has not gone poopy for four days, getting surlier with each passing day. And then she finally goes.

Well, let me tell you, I had an ABC Sports "the thrill of victory" moment. I was elated. I was relieved. I felt like the blessings of heaven itself were showered down on me.

All because my little girl finally pooped. Ahhh, fatherhood. :D

Wilkey
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You're obviously not letting her eat enough chocolate if she hadn't gone poopy in 4 days. We need more pictures of chocolate splashed all over her face.
 
It's the little things in life that we really appreciate, isn't it? I now have my three year old calling his mommy in and asking if it smells like roses. I roll on the floor every time.

Gregor
 
gregor22 said:
It's the little things in life that we really appreciate, isn't it? I now have my three year old calling his mommy in and asking if it smells like roses. I roll on the floor every time.

Gregor
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Does your wife give you "the look" when he does that?
 
Ginseng said:
After she dropped a couple of solid ones, she cut loose with the wet stuff.
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:laugh: :laugh: Oh, that is funny as hell!! :laugh: :laugh:
 
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