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I'm a Grandpa!

ggiese

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I hate to admit it (I'm getting old...) - but my daughter gave birth to a beautiful baby girl this evening (6lb, 0 oz - "Kylie Marie" Giese). This little young 'un is my first granddaughter.

Momma and baby are doing great, despite the fact Kylie was about a month early...
 
Grandpa got run over by the Mailman
Walking home from our house after Herfs.
You can say there's no such thing as bombers,
But as for me an' Grandma, we're still undercover.

He'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we begged him not to go.
But he forgot his Esplendito,
And he staggered out the door
into the snow.

When we found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
he had stamps stuck to his forehead,
And incriminating bomb marks
on his back.


Congrats Old Man!
 
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