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I'm being EVICTED!

Q_The_Cop

Q_The_Cop

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Milledgeille, Ga
Here's the story. I get home about 4:30 EST, and see an envelope attached to the door of my apartment. I go inside, and and open the letter, and to my surprise it says "Notice of Eviction" The letter states I have 30 days to vacate the residence but doesn't give a reason. I go to the apartment managers office when I step inside I thought I was in downtown Baghdad. The place was in a shambles!! There was pieces of the walls stuck in the ceiling, chairs had been totally blown apart, it was madness!! I asked the manager what the hell had happened in here and she said: "The mailman dropped this package off for you and I told hm I would take it to you when you got home." (She usually does that because we're friends and because of where I work) She went on to say that when she took it from him, a little corner of the package came undone and BOOOM!!!! It completely tore apart the inside of the entire office. She then told me I had to get the hell out of her Apt. complex because mail-ordering explosive devices was illegal and she wouldn't have any of it at her place. I tried to explain to her what had happened but she didn't want to hear it, she kept saying something about making me lose my job, and I wouldn't ever work or live in this town again. I looked at what was left of the package and could barely make out the name "JonDot". I told her he was the one responsible and she should talk to him about compensation.

So Jon be looking for a letter from my landlord about paying for damages to the office.




...I'm also coming to live with you because I am now homeless. :whistling:


Thanks a million kind sir, a true BOTL :thumbs:
 
Great story, nice bomb, too bad you had to loose your place over it but at least you will have a few great smokes while living on the streets. :laugh:
 
I know a guy who has some water front property who is looking for a roommate! :laugh:
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Q_The_Cop said:
Here's the story. I get home about 4:30 EST, and see an envelope attached to the door of my apartment. I go inside, and and open the letter, and to my surprise it says "Notice of Eviction" The letter states I have 30 days to vacate the residence but doesn't give a reason. I go to the apartment managers office when I step inside I thought I was in downtown Baghdad. The place was in a shambles!! There was pieces of the walls stuck in the ceiling, chairs had been totally blown apart, it was madness!! I asked the manager what the hell had happened in here and she said: "The mailman dropped this package off for you and I told hm I would take it to you when you got home." (She usually does that because we're friends and because of where I work) She went on to say that when she took it from him, a little corner of the package came undone and BOOOM!!!! It completely tore apart the inside of the entire office. She then told me I had to get the hell out of her Apt. complex because mail-ordering explosive devices was illegal and she wouldn't have any of it at her place. I tried to explain to her what had happened but she didn't want to hear it, she kept saying something about making me lose my job, and I wouldn't ever work or live in this town again. I looked at what was left of the package and could barely make out the name "JonDot". I told her he was the one responsible and she should talk to him about compensation.

So Jon be looking for a letter from my landlord about paying for damages to the office.




...I'm also coming to live with you because I am now homeless. :whistling:


Thanks a million kind sir, a true BOTL :thumbs:
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You can come & stay,but let me lock my Humi's first!!!Enjoy the smokes! :thumbs:
 
LOL, classic!

I thought the owner of your apartment had been foreclosed on and you had to move, or something like that.

Brian
 
Q_The_Cop said:
...I'm also coming to live with you because I am now homeless. :whistling:
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I hope you come with a big appetite, because Jon likes guests who eat! No one should ever leave his home feeling anything other than stuffed. If you're sleeping over, be sure to raid the cabinets.
 
Ha,

I was expecting a "my neighbor is allergic to Cohiba's" thread.
Good writeup.

Hop on up a few states and you can share the doghouse with our pug.
 
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