In Light of the Current Wave of Hot Weather....

[ironpeddler]

Give us your best 'it's so hot joke'.

I'll start it off....

It's so hot, I saw a homeless guy with a sign that said, "Will work for shade."

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

It's so hot, cows are giving evaporated milk.

 

[dawgie]

It’s so hot I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog…

 

[Gator]

Hottern a double dick goat in a herd of sheep

 

[CigarStone]

Hotter than a three peckered billy goat!

 

[thinde]

Its hotter than Satans house cat!

 

[CBoukal]

It's so hot I almost didn't go outside for a cigar.....
Don't worry I'm only kidding, I went.

 

[modo22]

It's so hot I almost didn't go outside for a cigar.....
Don't worry I'm only kidding, I went.

lol, yea I'll just grab a short one....as I reach for a toro grande!

 

[Bill w/ eoPd]

It's hotter than a sorority pillow fight.

 

[dawgie]

Damn! It’s hotter than two rats fuckin’ in a wool sock!