I've got THOUGHTS

[Secret Santa]

My wife has two main complaints about me:

One. I don’t listen
And something else

We seem to have a lot in common. Your wife has two complaints about me too. One. I've got an amazing tongue. 2. I have an amazing tongue.

Watch for the brown truck guy on Monday, I've got other people's wives to bang. I can't be doing all this shit on my own.

 

[modo22]

Cant wait to hear the damage and see the tears!

 

[Thoughts]

We seem to have a lot in common. Your wife has two complaints about me too. One. I've got an amazing tongue. 2. I have an amazing tongue.

Watch for the brown truck guy on Monday, I've got other people's wives to bang. I can't be doing all this shit on my own.

Completely understandable Santa. Looking forward to the package! I’ll make some room in the red room for the new stuff. Thank you!

 

[bfreebern]

Completely understandable Santa. Looking forward to the package! I’ll make some room in the red room for the new stuff. Thank you!

What's your safe word, because you'll need it after this package lands.

 

[Thoughts]

Me on monday

 

[Secret Santa]

The Big Brown Truck seems to have arrived. If anyone is needing Mr. Thoughts for the next few hours, you'll need to either join in or leave him alone.

 

[Thoughts]

Sant! Your package arrived! Finally a plug that expresses my inner self while also pleasing it as well. This package was awesome! My chuckles while opening this made my bell jiggle and and my nipple ring chain jingle! This really was an awesome package. I cannot thank you enough Santa. Gotta go do some prep work.