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JoeMo, it's time to pay the piper

Secret Santa

CEO, North Pole Inc.
Joined
Nov 25, 2002
Messages
5,133
Location
Way Up North
Joe, today is just a "hello". Why, just got in from trimming the hoofs on the herd and while I am waiting with the sugar plum faries to discuss you wishes, my ass is sore and I am tired. So get your initial thoughts together so that when we have our father and son talk, you will know what a kagina is and we can get to the good part.. Gotta go wash now, smell like a French whore house. Catch ya later.

Well Joe, I wanted to check you out on a personal level, see what makes you and to see what you enjoy. One particular area that needs me to comment on is your eye. Joe, most of us have a, or, have had a camera at some point in time in our lives. I'm too old to give much credence to cells phone cameras, more into the look through the lens, click the shutter type, originally used film ( Kodak ) or,then we went digital. All of this has got very fancy and complicated over the years. But one thing has not changed.... the need for the "eye"

You could hand out $100K in camera equipment to ten different people, but if they don't have the eye, you don't have squat. The photo is there, you just have to see it, and Joe, you have the eye. My compliments to you as you have made my memories of past travels and favorite spots to stop so much easier to recall.. Have been looking over Moraine again, great spot, and of course others. Just wanted to take the time while I can to relive some of those glorious moments.

Which gets us back to what I am here. What can this ole fluff-a-nutter get, find<obtain for you that you would enjoy, be it liquid, semi-solid or made of that leaf we both enjoy. Please don't be bashful, ask. If it can be done then it shall be. Hard to finds are just that, but I am not against a challenge. And least I forget, perhaps something for your wife, dog, bird or ground squirrel.

This entire process of SS is suppose to be fun and enjoyable, so lighten your heart ( and my wallet ) and enjoy this brief moment with true merriment. Let's feel like a kid again. Come on Joe, I'll even throw in a sleigh ride for your wide angle.📷🎞️📷
 
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Joe, today is just a "hello". Why, just got in from trimming the hoofs on the herd and while I am waiting with the sugar plum faries to discuss you wishes, my ass is sore and I am tired. So get your initial thoughts together so that when we have our father and son talk, you will know what a kagina is and we can get to the good part.. Gotta go wash now, smell like a French whore house. Catch ya later.
Well, Santa, nice to meet you, I think. Sorry you have a sore ass. Have you been hanging around with Brad @Thoughts ? Looking forward to hearing from you after you've cleaned up.
 
Take care of Joe Santa he's probably only got one or two Christmas celebrations left. Also I heard that one time someone tried to take him out early with a Toblerone. He's allergic to nuts, no not those ones, Tree nuts or all nuts. Shit I can't remember just don't give him a nut sack or he could die.
 
Dear Santa I am on the naughty list this year as you know for failed attempt at this guys life. Make sure you treat him right and an EpiPen could not hurt as extra either 😉
 
Santa I know you see everything, but he sneaks a lot of Reeces Peanut butter cups
 
Take care of Joe Santa he's probably only got one or two Christmas celebrations left. Also I heard that one time someone tried to take him out early with a Toblerone. He's allergic to nuts, no not those ones, Tree nuts or all nuts. Shit I can't remember just don't give him a nut sack or he could die.
Hope you're not prophetic!
 
Joe, today is just a "hello". Why, just got in from trimming the hoofs on the herd and while I am waiting with the sugar plum faries to discuss you wishes, my ass is sore and I am tired. So get your initial thoughts together so that when we have our father and son talk, you will know what a kagina is and we can get to the good part.. Gotta go wash now, smell like a French whore house. Catch ya later.

Well Joe, I wanted to check you out on a personal level, see what makes you and to see what you enjoy. One particular area that needs me to comment on is your eye. Joe, most of us have a, or, have had a camera at some point in time in our lives. I'm too old to give much credence to cells phone cameras, more into the look through the lens, click the shutter type, originally used film ( Kodak ) or,then we went digital. All of this has got very fancy and complicated over the years. But one thing has not changed.... the need for the "eye"

You could hand out $100K in camera equipment to ten different people, but if they don't have the eye, you don't have squat. The photo is there, you just have to see it, and Joe, you have the eye. My compliments to you as you have made my memories of past travels and favorite spots to stop so much easier to recall.. Have been looking over Moraine again, great spot, and of course others. Just wanted to take the time while I can to relive some of those glorious moments.

Which gets us back to what I am here. What can this ole fluff-a-nutter get, find<obtain for you that you would enjoy, be it liquid, semi-solid or made of that leaf we both enjoy. Please don't be bashful, ask. If it can be done then it shall be. Hard to finds are just that, but I am not against a challenge. And least I forget, perhaps something for your wife, dog, bird or ground squirrel.

This entire process of SS is suppose to be fun and enjoyable, so lighten your heart ( and my wallet ) and enjoy this brief moment with true merriment. Let's feel like a kid again. Come on Joe, I'll even throw in a sleigh ride for your wide angle.📷🎞️📷
Hey Santa, Thank you. I've been to the Canadian Rockies three times, twice in the summer and once in the winter. They are the prettiest place I've been and I would love to go back again someday in any season. I could drive from Banff to Jasper every week and still love it. If you're into photography, check out Paul Ziska. He is beyond belief.
For me, photography has taken a back seat over the last four years. I hope to get back into it someday.

For now, I live a pretty mundane life, but enjoy spending time with friends on CP and some whiskey groups here in St. Louis. No wife, no kids, no pets. Damn, that just depressing. LOL.

As far as cigars are concerned, I enjoy many of the boutique brands from Dunbarton, Foundation, and Viaje etc.. Throw a VSG, Anejo or Tuxtla in there and I'd be set. Would I like some from the ISOM, Davidoff, or God of Fire? Sure, but not necessary at today's prices. If you're a cigar geek, (I never paid attention until Aaron keep talking about San Andreas wrappers), Connecticut Broadleaf, San Andreas, Ecuadorian Sumatra, and Ecuadorian Habano are my favorite wrappers. Connecticut is my least favorite. I enjoy bourbon and more so scotch but have way more than a normal person should own here at the homestead.

Also, I've been asking my Secret Santa for something he or the Mrs have made themselves within reason of course. Knitting, painting, drawing, woodworking, etc.. Example: I will send some photographs to my kid. If these don't apply, no worries. Just thought of this, if you've ever seen one of my Today's smoke pics, I have a collection of things people have given me so something small that represents you to me. The shelf has lighters, cups, nubs, a hula dancer, pictures, trinkets, playing card, coasters, marbles, matchbox cars, on and on.

When I'm eating well, I'm pretty keto/carnivore. When I'm not eating well (too often), watch out. I don't need any chocolate (I'm addicted to Reese's), or coffee, etc and I'm allergic to tree nuts and glitter (not really on the glitter, but that would really suck)

Lastly, what I want most of all is for you to enjoy the experience as well. Pick some of your favorites sticks you have on hand. Throw something in there that you just think I would like. Use your creativity. Thanks for the encouragement and being my Santa this year. Joe
 
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