Jonesy...you are absolutely clueless...

[MiamiCubano]

Now, you're making assumptions.

As Leader of the Revolution, I have no need to muster troops. However, there are MANY who have been with me from the beginning, and many who have joined since. All I need do is give the order and it's done.

I'm making every effort to avoid sending Hell's Rain upon you.

And I have the new wave following me........so you better have your umbrella handy for that "Hell's Rain" you're talking about!

Ah, the ignorance and folly of youth...
Your naivete will soon be a distant memory...
Best not to fight it, you'll be consumed anyway.

 

[preembargo]

This is kind of like when your friend catches his dick in his zipper.....You really should'nt laugh but, you do anyways. :laugh:

OMG!! I don’t care who you are, that’s funny!

 

[Jonesy]

This is kind of like when your friend catches his dick in his zipper.....You really should'nt laugh but, you do anyways. :laugh:

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh:

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

:whistling:

 

[MiamiCubano]

Look Jonsey and all those who would follow like lemmings off of a cliff, If you reeeeeeeeealy want to start something you have consider that putting together a band of merry men is not enough. Your forces have to have FIRE POWER. I don't care how many knives you bring to a shootout, you're not going home at the end of the day.

With all due respect...I've got firepower...just ask Wilkey.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, really, but let's keep our love lives out of this, ok?

:laugh: :sign:
I couldn't help laughing out loud at this...
Classic.

 

[Swissy]

I'm just trying to reason with you. Maybe this will give some perspective, there's what 6 or 7 of you, maybe 8? Beating your chests against:

Our members have made a total of 480008 posts
We have 4428 registered members
The newest member is...

If I'm thinking correctly, myself and the other 7 or 8 or so are included in that number.

Ahhh, that makes a significant difference.

And how many have you managed to muster? ??? ?

Worried?

Not a chance :sign:

You SHOULD be!

:laugh:

You still have nooooooooo idea...

 

[BobbyRitz]

Look Jonsey and all those who would follow like lemmings off of a cliff, If you reeeeeeeeealy want to start something you have consider that putting together a band of merry men is not enough. Your forces have to have FIRE POWER. I don't care how many knives you bring to a shootout, you're not going home at the end of the day.

With all due respect...I've got firepower...just ask Wilkey.

Don't bring a knife to gun fight...

LOL...I never was a knife guy.

 

[grateful1]

This is kind of like when your friend catches his dick in his zipper.....You really should'nt laugh but, you do anyways. :laugh:

:0

 

[mysterea]

This is kind of like when your friend catches his dick in his zipper.....You really should'nt laugh but, you do anyways. :laugh:

This happened to me when I was a kid.
It hurt when 'the catching' occurred, but really the horror set in when I realized I had to summon the mental and physical strength to 'back off' the zipper.
5000$ in therapy later and I can make this post.

 

[BobbyRitz]

Look Jonsey and all those who would follow like lemmings off of a cliff, If you reeeeeeeeealy want to start something you have consider that putting together a band of merry men is not enough. Your forces have to have FIRE POWER. I don't care how many knives you bring to a shootout, you're not going home at the end of the day.

With all due respect...I've got firepower...just ask Wilkey.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, really, but let's keep our love lives out of this, ok?

At least I can say I was the pitcher!!!! :laugh:

 

[preembargo]

This is kind of like when your friend catches his dick in his zipper.....You really should'nt laugh but, you do anyways. :laugh:

This happened to me when I was a kid.
It hurt when 'the catching' occurred, but really the horror set in when I realized I had to summon the mental and physical strength to 'back off' the zipper.
5000$ in therapy later and I can make this post.

:0 Sweet Jesus! You’ve suffered enough, you’re exempt from the consequences your misguided leader.

edit to add: Should it come to that.

 

[Jonesy]

edit to add: Should it come to that.

Oh.....it WILL COME TO THAT!! :sign:

 

[tsmckenney]

This is kind of like when your friend catches his dick in his zipper.....You really should'nt laugh but, you do anyways. :laugh:

This happened to me when I was a kid.
It hurt when 'the catching' occurred, but really the horror set in when I realized I had to summon the mental and physical strength to 'back off' the zipper.
5000$ in therapy later and I can make this post.

The hair stood up on my arm just reading this. I gotta focus on work or sumthin'.

 

[Rob_k]

This is kind of like when your friend catches his dick in his zipper.....You really should'nt laugh but, you do anyways. :laugh:

This happened to me when I was a kid.
It hurt when 'the catching' occurred, but really the horror set in when I realized I had to summon the mental and physical strength to 'back off' the zipper.
5000$ in therapy later and I can make this post.

:0 Sweet Jesus! You’ve suffered enough, you’re exempt from the consequences your misguided leader.

edit to add: Should it come to that.

he must have caught his frank and beans. :laugh:

 

[MiamiCubano]

This is kind of like when your friend catches his dick in his zipper.....You really should'nt laugh but, you do anyways. :laugh:

This happened to me when I was a kid.
It hurt when 'the catching' occurred, but really the horror set in when I realized I had to summon the mental and physical strength to 'back off' the zipper.
5000$ in therapy later and I can make this post.

I'll make a confession...the same thing happened to me as a kid too. Hurt like a mo-fo. The silver lining was that I feigned the inability to get released, and not one, but two, damn good looking teachers came to my aid and released the beast for me. I mean, after all, it wasn't my fault my magic was bustin' the seams my Toughskins and could scarcely be contained. But I swear, I'll never forget how those two fine ladies "helped" me.

 

[LOYD]

OH THE NOISE!!!!!

To the delight of Devil Doc......

I'm Cocked and Locked!

 

[Rebel Herfer]

This is kind of like when your friend catches his dick in his zipper.....You really should'nt laugh but, you do anyways. :laugh:

This happened to me when I was a kid.
It hurt when 'the catching' occurred, but really the horror set in when I realized I had to summon the mental and physical strength to 'back off' the zipper.
5000$ in therapy later and I can make this post.

I'll make a confession...the same thing happened to me as a kid too. Hurt like a mo-fo. The silver lining was that I feigned the inability to get released, and not one, but two, damn good looking teachers came to my aid and released the beast for me. I mean, after all, it wasn't my fault my magic was bustin' the seams my Toughskins and could scarcely be contained. But I swear, I'll never forget how those two fine ladies "helped" me.

STOP! The bathroom is closed for cleaning. & ILSHIMPIMP!
Hasn't that happened at one time or another to all of us?

 

[preembargo]

Hasn't that happened at one time or another to all of us?

No, I'd be gazzilionaire if it had. I had to have mine insured. :whistling:

 

[preembargo]

Ok, back to the rhetoric. **Ahem **clears throat**

edit to add: Should it come to that.

Oh.....it WILL COME TO THAT!! :sign:

So what you’re telling me Jonesy is there’s no reasoning with you. You actually want to feel the Wrath of the Revolution?

 

[PSTAN]

Ok, back to the rhetoric. **Ahem **clears throat**

edit to add: Should it come to that.

Oh.....it WILL COME TO THAT!! :sign:

So what you’re telling me Jonesy is there’s no reasoning with you. You actually want to feel the Wrath of the Revolution?

How about the wrath of a Habanaro Burrito instead :sign: