smokelaw1
Cigar Ambassador
Don't you know my wife is with child (the really thoughtful note says you do know.....making this act even more nefarious)? Sending such an explosive package to my door....she could have opened it by mistake!
Thank you very much for the wonderful selection. That is a fantastic bunch of smokes. Oh, and the other thing....I ran out of something very similar THIS morning...and we have guests in town!! Couldnt' have hit me better, nor at a better time.
I am humbled.
And to the rat bastard who ratted me out and gave up the address....I know who you are, and you are not safe.
Thank you very much for the wonderful selection. That is a fantastic bunch of smokes. Oh, and the other thing....I ran out of something very similar THIS morning...and we have guests in town!! Couldnt' have hit me better, nor at a better time.
I am humbled.
And to the rat bastard who ratted me out and gave up the address....I know who you are, and you are not safe.
