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"ok", she said, then yelled something about the pool boy not cleaning her tubes right and hung up...
 
Glad that I was able to get my wife off the phone, I opened the rum and took a swig.
 
Right as the Taxi got stopped by a group of guys wearing black driving all black suburbans with no liscence plates. I then....
 
Upon opening it, they yelled, "What's with the bannana in the box?"
 
(oh geez, I'm not touching this one!)
But she never completed the sentence as she turned pale and clutched her....
 
fake leg, tore it off, brought it up to aim...damn! it's a








LARS Rocket launcher :sign: :sign: :sign:
 
Knowing that the rancid fumes from firing a Lars would incapacitate US as well as THEM, I quickly pushed her out of the cab, right into the path of....
 
PB's Honda, where he gladly swiped the Lars rocket, dumped the girl and sped off! :sign:
 
PB's wife wondered where he'd run off to... she had sent him back to the room for some towels, but that was over an hour ago!
 
I had to wonder how PB so convienently showed up at the precise time that the Lars gun was about to wreck havoc on the men in the black suits but suddenly remembered that I still.......
 
...had a bottle of rum and a box of Cohibas. I told the taxi driver that there was a change of plans.
 
I picked the maid up and told her to get into the car. "Driver, head toward the wrong side of the tracks," I said.
 
The driver and the girl exchanged a look and the car made a sudden left turn. "Si", said the driver, "iremos a poca La Habana". The girl just nodded.
 
Unfortunately, the only foreign phrase I knew was "Donde esta el bano" (with the little tilde thingy over the "N") - which as everyone knows means "Where is the bathroom".
 
Which I yelled as loud as I could to be heard over the sound of the broken muffler, so the driver pulled over with a screach at the siete once




:D edited with the use of the Fish :D
 
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