Kaboom! I'M Hit.

Tall Paul

"insecure little bitch"
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So I come home from a long hard day at work to find a mess of a box on my porch! Now I was wondering what this soaking wet box was that was wrapped in plastic. I pick it up and immediately realize that I have been hit with a few beers however clearly some didn’t make the long trip.

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Well I get the box open and after digging thru the shards of glass I pull out some very nice beers and it looks like one of which didn’t make the trip. I then find a little note that had me laughing my ass off.

“Happy belated B-day! Personally I’m tired of seeing your big paws around cigars that all look like robustos, irregardless of what they actually are. These should put things into perspective for us non-giants. Enjoy!”

Now let me just say the selection of cigars all have one thing in common they are all 9-10” in length and the gauges are all 46-60+…LOL
I am truly grateful to you mystery bomber. The only lead I have is that the Click and Ship Tag (that was Blank) has the zip code for Austin, TX! Now I know you clearly want to remain anonymous and I can respect that. Let me say thank you very much you made my day and I will pay it forward at some point soon.

Hope you had a great weekend,

Paul
 
Good to see Paul can commit a party foul without his own knowledge or power tools involved. Nice hit...
 
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