Lie to the post office?

[CigarStone]

When you ship whiskey, how do you answer when the clerk asks if it is liquid, perishable, fragile, flammable, etc?

I mean they lie when they say it will be there is 3 days, they lie when the say it will be there at all.

But what are the ramifications? Loss of insurance claim? Which doesn't work anyway?

 

[smellysell]

I'm not sure of the ramifications, but I just print the labels online so I don't have to lie in person.

Funny story...

Back when I was doing a lot of beer trading, I sent a box through FedEx (they were cheaper at the time, not sure about now). A
I got a call about 30 minutes after I dropped it off, because they opened it to check it because I sent it on a box that said "vodka" on it without realizing, and found 12 bottles of beer. I told them it was actually yeast samples that I reuse beer bottles to store in. They taped it back up and sent it on its way!

 

[ConDaddy]

Its the government, i lie lie lie and when i'm done I lie once more.

During the holidays its a snow globe, during the rest of the year um its some arts and crafts my kids made that we are sending to a family member. Toss in a pack of nerds candy or a macaroni and cheese box so when it shakes i doesn't gurgle.

 

[smellysell]

Its the government, i lie lie lie and when i'm done I lie once more.

During the holidays its a snow globe, during the rest of the year um its some arts and crafts my kids made that we are sending to a family member. Toss in a pack of nerds candy or a macaroni and cheese box so when it shakes i doesn't gurgle.

I go with huckleberry syrup a lot here too account for gurgling. Reality is none of the USPS employees actually give a shit, or very few anyway.

 

[bfreebern]

Homemade salsa and candles.

 

[CigarStone]

Huh? It was solid when I put it in there!

 

[cabaiguan juan]

When you ship whiskey, how do you answer when the clerk asks if it is liquid, perishable, fragile, flammable, etc?

I mean they lie when they say it will be there is 3 days, they lie when the say it will be there at all.

But what are the ramifications? Loss of insurance claim? Which doesn't work anyway?

I don't lie to the post office any more then I do to my doctor/health insurance.

 

[Nate1977]

For me there is a post office built into a motel close by. They don't ask questions so no need to lie.

 

[Gavin]

I tell them I’m shipping figurines, when I mean figurados. Close enough.

 

[CigarStone]

Its the government, i lie lie lie and when i'm done I lie once more.

During the holidays its a snow globe, during the rest of the year um its some arts and crafts my kids made that we are sending to a family member. Toss in a pack of nerds candy or a macaroni and cheese box so when it shakes i doesn't gurgle.

Is there such a thing as an "honest politician"? To me, it's an oxymoron.

Rob the people, buy the people, fuck the people.

 

[Smokin'Sims]

I didn't have to lie to SwissPost as no one asked about it. But they shipped the Schnaps back to me and told it wasn't acceptable.

 

[Tall Paul]

Homemade salsa and candles.

About ten years ago I always said lava lamps… lol