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losing blood..

...you dirty rotten FOG's!

still bleary eyed and hungover from a hard night of binging is when you hit me?
That's dirty. I wasn't thinking straight that's for sure. I stumbled out on the back porch to go get some grub just as the bombs hit!
I've suffered multiple lacerations, internal bleeding and a shattered sense of confidence but I'm still here!

Needless to say the entire back of the house has been knocked off the foundation. I wonder if my landlord will be upset?

That's the bad news, the good news is that my tracking computer has traced all bombs back to thier targets.
JAEWing, grateful1, Mark Twain and NullSmurf, you know what you've done. What you don't know is my capacity for revenge, a dish best served cold.

I've also hired a sherpa to guard the area against further attacks until I rest up, I give him a survival estimate similar to that of the famed Huey side gunners of the Vietnam war. I've also airlifted in a coolidor 120 to protect the bunker against further attack. Hopefully this will be sufficient for the meantime though there will be obvious repricussions when sighted by the wifely unit.

Thanks a bunch for the incredible smokes guys, I'll truly appreciate them. I'll give them proper housing until the leaf to ash recycling program can be summoned to deal with these wonderful smokes.

Thanks brothers,
Rob

P.S. friggin FOG's!
 
mysterea said:
...you dirty rotten FOG's!

still bleary eyed and hungover from a hard night of binging is when you hit me?
That's dirty. I wasn't thinking straight that's for sure. I stumbled out on the back porch to go get some grub just as the bombs hit!
I've suffered multiple lacerations, internal bleeding and a shattered sense of confidence but I'm still here!

Needless to say the entire back of the house has been knocked off the foundation. I wonder if my landlord will be upset?

That's the bad news, the good news is that my tracking computer has traced all bombs back to thier targets.
JAEWing, grateful1, Mark Twain and NullSmurf, you know what you've done. What you don't know is my capacity for revenge, a dish best served cold.

I've also hired a sherpa to guard the area against further attacks until I rest up, I give him a survival estimate similar to that of the famed Huey side gunners of the Vietnam war. I've also airlifted in a coolidor 120 to protect the bunker against further attack. Hopefully this will be sufficient for the meantime though there will be obvious repricussions when sighted by the wifely unit.

Thanks a bunch for the incredible smokes guys, I'll truly appreciate them. I'll give them proper housing until the leaf to ash recycling program can be summoned to deal with these wonderful smokes.

Thanks brothers,
Rob

P.S. friggin FOG's!
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Bro:

You get you food from the back porch?
 
CigarStone said:
mysterea said:
...you dirty rotten FOG's!

still bleary eyed and hungover from a hard night of binging is when you hit me?
That's dirty. I wasn't thinking straight that's for sure. I stumbled out on the back porch to go get some grub just as the bombs hit!
I've suffered multiple lacerations, internal bleeding and a shattered sense of confidence but I'm still here!

Needless to say the entire back of the house has been knocked off the foundation. I wonder if my landlord will be upset?

That's the bad news, the good news is that my tracking computer has traced all bombs back to thier targets.
JAEWing, grateful1, Mark Twain and NullSmurf, you know what you've done. What you don't know is my capacity for revenge, a dish best served cold.

I've also hired a sherpa to guard the area against further attacks until I rest up, I give him a survival estimate similar to that of the famed Huey side gunners of the Vietnam war. I've also airlifted in a coolidor 120 to protect the bunker against further attack. Hopefully this will be sufficient for the meantime though there will be obvious repricussions when sighted by the wifely unit.

Thanks a bunch for the incredible smokes guys, I'll truly appreciate them. I'll give them proper housing until the leaf to ash recycling program can be summoned to deal with these wonderful smokes.

Thanks brothers,
Rob

P.S. friggin FOG's!
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Bro:

You get you food from the back porch?
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shyeah!

Me and the racoons usually enjoy a feast out there every morning! With a nice stogie all those strong flavors really marry with something like a Fuente 858! :(

~R
 
GREAT target guys. Rob has brought a lot more than just his poor sense of humour to our great community (the size of Irish genitlia?). I almost bombed him myself, but alas, must stay focused. He's also a good resource for IT whatnot and for advice on how to outrun security guards. ;)
 
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