mason.k, tell me about yourself

[Secret Santa]

Well, Mason, I have to admit when I saw your name on my list my first thought was something along the lines of

My second thought was that you don't exist, and are just a way for Chad @CBoukal to get a double dose of gifts for himself. That being the case, I'm going to need you to post a photo of your legs (because we've all seen way to much of Chad's legs), with a sign stating "I'm not Chad, I hate that guy" visible in the photo.

And, you're going to have to tell me a lot about yourself. Too much. Things you never thought you'd tell another living soul. Such as:

• What are a few of your favorite cigars?
• Do you have preferred size, strength, wrapper, etc.? (Still talking about cigars here, Mason, get your mind out of the gutter)
• Are there any cigars you've been wanting to try but haven't for some reason?
• Are there any cigars, or types of cigars, that you don't much like?
• If you could only smoke Gurkhas for the rest of your life, how would you commit suicide?
• What is the best flavor of White Owl, and why is it grape?

And some non-cigar things about yourself, like:

• Do you live alone, or with other creatures, human or otherwise? If so, do they like things? What kind of things?
• Do you have hobbies other than burning tubes of leaves?
• What is your resting heart rate?
• What is your favorite position from the Kama Sutra?
• How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
• What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I look forward to learning more about you, Mason my boy.

 

[CBoukal]

It's not me Santa. I'll PM you a ball sac pic for reference

 

[Secret Santa]

Well it certainly looked like you were trying to hijack his gift when you have his address as being in NE, when it clearly should be in NC!

You're cruising for a last minute move to the naughty list, Chadley.

And as I'm sure you know it's a very busy time of year for me, so @bfreebern is assisting me with some routine office type work. So please send all ball pics to him for prescreening. If he deems them worthy, he will forward them to me.