Massive Air Strikes To Commence

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SamGuss

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Multiple Targets have been identified.

Target locales have been pre-programmed.

Pre-launch initiation process completed.

Strike Codes entered.

Launch emminent within 24 hours.

Stay tuned.

:sign:
 
Coordinates set.

Moving to Defcon 3.

Defcon 4 emminent within next 12 hours.

Mutiple boogies engaged.

Strike codes forthcoming to individual commands.

Stay tuned.

This ain't going to be pretty.

:sign:
 
:sneaky: *in his best voice from the great show: Rocky Horror Picture Show*

OH... the

An...

tisss...

aaaa....

payyyyy...

tion!!!!

:sign:
 
Missiles have been fired.

Target #1 is confirmed to be on target.

Final approach expected by Friday.

Coordinates: Courtland, OH

Tracking: 0301 0120 0004 7528 7721



Target #2 is confirmed to be on target.

Final approach expected by Saturday.

Coordinates: Rio Rancho, NM

Tracking: 0301 0120 004 7528 7738



Target #3 is confirmed to be on target.

Final approach expected by Friday.

Coordinates: Martinsburg, WV

Tracking: 0301 0120 004 7528 7745



Targt #4 is confirmed to be on target.

Final approach expected by Friday.

Coordinates: Halton City, TX

Tracking: 0301 0120 004 7528 7714


May God grant mercy on their souls. :sign:

And may they enjoy the little bombs on their front doors! :sign: :sign: :sign:

Sam
 
Warning, warning, warning!!

4 missiles have been launched. 3 are loaded down with high impact explosives. 1 is loaded down with dog rockets.

Firining teams unaware which rocket was launched where due to pre-launch countdown.

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Now may god truly show mercy to them all!! :sign:

And the one receiving the dog rockets not be too pissed off!!! :sign: :sign: :sign:

Sam
 
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Huuuuuuum! Now will this be a "short story" about my retaliation??

Or a Long log from one of my dogs!! :sneaky: :p
 
JOE.M. said:
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Huuuuuuum! Now will this be a "short story" about my retaliation??

Or a Long log from one of my dogs!! :sneaky: :p
Click to expand...
:sneaky:

Only time will tell, as the pre-loaders of the missiles decided to do a funny, and then to make it fair kept the launch commander in the dark of which package included the dog's.

Kinda like gmabling isn't it?

Kind like in the movie with the line: "Do you feel lucky? Well do YA!?"

:sign:

Good luck and may mercy be shown on you *chuckles*

Sam
 
*wiping dust off himself from the blind sided bomb that was sent by Robb (so which Robb was it he asks himself) he takes up the Patton issued Binoculars and awaits the explosions that should start happening between today and tommorrow*

:sign:

I love the smell of cigars in the morning!
 
Soooooooooo, Sam lays a little destruction down on my hose today, NICE STICKS BROTHER~ ;) :)

Now the real planning begins!! :angry:
 
And so the first missile hits directly on target, spreading mass destruction. God love the American post office :D

1 down, 3 more to hit...

*takes back up his stance with the binoculars waiting for the next missile to find it's mark.*

PS - glad you like em bro - enjoy!
 
Reporting second missile hitting my house! :0

A very nice package from Sam. Thank You!

Sam, you will pay for this bro! :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
 
Third missle...direct hit

Very nice Sam,

But let me show you what I learned how to do when you were away.


"Very Good Grasshopper, But you forget, forces return often gaining strength"
 
And so destruction was laid upon the infidels in rapid succession...

What a glorious day - you just have to love the smell of cigars in the morning.

Glad you enjoyed my brothers (even the one who got the least favorable package - which the quality of gentlemen I see that you are, you aren;t saying who it was) and hope you enjoy! I know I did :sign:

Sam
 
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