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"...........f***in' jerk. A .3 Cyan shift............Next time you call me out here, that thing better be belchin' fire!" "Thanks for the precision work........."

-One Hour Photo (the repair guy and Robin Williams)

I laughed my ass of at this line (in a movie that really wasn't intended to be funny)

___________ :p

"AK-47.......When you absolutely, positively....want to kill every mutha f***a in the room......."

-Jackie Brown (Samuel L. Jackson)

__________ :p

"there aint nuthin' better than a piece of pussy...........xept maybe the Indy 500."

-Platoon (Kevin Dillon)

__________ :p

M. Gipson
 
MMMM-JUICY FRUIT
CUKOO'S NEST (THE CHIFE)

IN ORDER TO FIND HIS EQUAL,AN IRISHMAN IS FORCED TO TALK TO GOD.
YES FATHER,
THE ALMIGHTY SAYS"DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT JUST ANSWER THE FU--ING QUESTION"
BRAVEHEART (STEVEN)

LEAVE THE GUN,TAKE THE CONNOLI'S
GODFATHER (PAULIE)

WOZOL
 
"If there's one thing the past week has taught me it's better to have a gun and not need one then need a gun and not have one"

-Clarence (True Romance)

I apply the same logic to cigars :)
 
"You come to me on the day of my daughters wedding, and ask me to do murder" -Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando)

Godfather is just about my favorite movie. I don't want to sound like so many others, but I think that movie just does so many things exactly like they are supposed to be done.
 
My current outlook on the female gender:

Doc Holliday : It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist.
 
Badges?
We ain't got no badges.
We don't need no badges.
I don't have to show you any stinking badges!


The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
 
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?

Travis Bickle - Taxi Driver
 
Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little d**k, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it"

- The Boondock Saints
 
Joe said:
You think I'm funny? You think I'm here to make you laugh
Tell me, what the **** did I say that was so funny?


Joe Pesci
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That's a great quote. His character was a total psycho. It also reminds me of the spoof they made of it in Family Guy. Something along the line of:

How am I funny?
I don't know, you say funny things that's all.
No no I mean am I what, Spin City funny or Rita Rudner funny?
<the two guys look at each other> Rita Rudner funny.
Really? Wow, thanks you guys.

:D I love Family Guy.
 
Harry Callahan : I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

Bill
 
Slider : Crashed and burned! Huh, Mav?
Maverick : Hey, Slider.
[sniffs]
Maverick : You stink!

*************************

Maverick : Requesting permission for flyby.
Tower : That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.
 
From "A League of Their Own"

Guy that used to be on SNL, can't remember his name right now...


"See, the way it works is, the train moves, not the station."
 
Leebo8-9-8 said:
From "A League of Their Own"

Guy that used to be on SNL, can't remember his name right now...


"See, the way it works is, the train moves, not the station."
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Jon Lovitz
 
bfreebern said:
Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little d**k, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it"

- The Boondock Saints
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"Just pour me a drink you fairy F#$K!"

"That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which has anything to do with an abnormally large man... sorta makes me feel like river dancing."

"You're going NOooooooooooWhere!"

Sam, who absolutely LOVES this movie. The most quotable movie of all time...

"Now make like a tree and g-g-get the f#$k out of here"
 
Leebo8-9-8 said:
From "A League of Their Own"

Guy that used to be on SNL, can't remember his name right now...


"See, the way it works is, the train moves, not the station."
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"Crying? There's no crying in baseball!"

Sorry couldn't hep myself :p

Sam
 
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