Tuxindy
You Looking At Me!?
Attention all newbies........Our new mechanic is working out just fine, if you need her assistance following an attack, just put your lips together and blow, she'll cum...er I mean, be right there 
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Bargogirl
Never Surrender Your Weapon!! OpFTH
Who in the world needs THAT MUCH boob!!??!! And hey, gravity works...but I guess if she is truly a qualified mechanic 
...we're glad to have her on board! Just don't ask her to jog...black eyes are unbecoming of a woman that endowed :0 !
...we're glad to have her on board! Just don't ask her to jog...black eyes are unbecoming of a woman that endowed :0 !
BrownDevil
BOTL
Bargogirl said:
Clearly that was a rhetorical question :laugh:
ggiese
Well-Known Member
Bargogirl said:
I do!!! I do!!! :love:
camaroon4me
"Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!&quo
ggiese said:
I'll second that! The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater! :sign:
Swifty
Dismember
ggiese said:
No thanks. Don't care much for freak show big. Besides, real is always better than fake no matter what the size IMHO.
JimK
Member
Swifty said:
Yep. Of course, I happen to be blessed with a wife who is both..
ggiese
Well-Known Member
JimK said:Swifty said:
Yep. Of course, I happen to be blessed with a wife who is both..
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You BASTID!!!!
Eshaw99
Just livin' the dream
Jim, I'm calling shenninigans here. We're gonna need photographic evidence... :whistling:
ggiese
Well-Known Member
Eshaw99 said:
YEAH!!! What Eric said!!!
BrownDevil
BOTL
ggiese said:Eshaw99 said:
YEAH!!! What Eric said!!!
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Exactly why I didn't offer up the wife's cough cough huge cough REAL cup size :laugh: :laugh:
sir-smokes-a-lot
A Freudian Slip in progress
Silly FNG's.
You should learn at some point to tell the fakes from the real ones. :sign:
And the real thing is always better.
You should learn at some point to tell the fakes from the real ones. :sign:
And the real thing is always better.
Rob_k
If it ain't Scottish...it's crap!
shenanigan...Eshaw99 said:
Pronunciation: sh&-'na-ni-g&n
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
1 : a devious trick used especially for an underhand purpose
2 a : tricky or questionable practices or conduct -- usually used in plural b : high-spirited or mischievous activity -- usually used in plural
OK people, move along, there's nothing to see here! rabble,rabble,rabble,rabble..
cheap South Park reference...
ggiese
Well-Known Member
sir-smokes-a-lot said:
Dude - those HAVE to be real - look at 'em!!! I can't even imagine that woman had someone do that to her... That would be insane!!!!
I think this project takes an expert to sort it ALL out - I VOLUNTEER!!!!
BrownDevil
BOTL
bfreebern said:
:laugh: :laugh:
loanshark
Body of a member. Heart of a Newbie
Hey I am pretty sure that is a real BMW not a fake in the pic. :laugh: :laugh:
Beefcube
beeficus cubeicus
Matty_Vegas
Wayne Newton Mafia Boss
I live in Las Vegas...the Silicon capitol of the world..I should be the judge..Got my technique down and everything
BrownDevil
BOTL
Matty_Vegas said:
LV the capital??
You obviously have never been down here to Scottsdale
More plastic than south beach and beverly hills put together :0 :whistling: