NEWBIE WAR OF 08': VICTORY!
- Thread starter souldog
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billbaker3
Member
No problem! :thumbs: Hope you enjoy.
mmburtch
Sleep deprived and cranky
Well, building my house out of bricks turned out to be a very good thing. The Big Bad Jake tried to blow my house down! This little piggy is not going to be eaten today though.
Very nice Package Jake. Thank-you very much.
Very nice Package Jake. Thank-you very much.
Devil Doc
When Death smiles, Corpsmen smile back
Jake is doomed :whistling:
Doc.
Doc.
Madmidget
Rammer Jammer Yellowhammer
Today started off like any other Saturday, woke up, showered (for you FOG's that is where you use soap and shampoo to clean yourself on a daily basis), and then took my daughter to her ballet class. As my son and I were driving up the street in our neighborhood, we noticed some smoke. We round the corner and see it. The remnants of what appears to be a small white jeep with a charred emblem on the side that looks like it was a bird outlined in blue. Pieces of human remains were scattered all over my lawn and a HUGE crater where my mailbox once was. The timer on the device was a touch off and missed its intended target. The USPS will be contacting the sender, who seems to have a God complex as he calls himself "Master of the Universe, Lord of Space & Time", as he will have to compensate the mail carriers family for her untimely death.
Beware my fellow combatants, this FOG's hits HARD. Here is what used to be my mailbox.
Don't think you can get away with this one AVB. You are warned.
I will be in touch with Central Command to notify them of your blunder, and to coordinate retaliation.
Beware my fellow combatants, this FOG's hits HARD. Here is what used to be my mailbox.
Don't think you can get away with this one AVB. You are warned.
I will be in touch with Central Command to notify them of your blunder, and to coordinate retaliation.
AVB
Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
Nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street
And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery bomber but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And ask him do you want to make a deal?
And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery bomber but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And ask him do you want to make a deal?
I have it on good authority that the Newbs scored a direct hit on a certain FOG that was pre-warned the BIG 1 was getting ready to drop.He should have fortified his position,but did he heed the warning?NOoooo,he didn't. :whistling: 
:laugh:
:laugh:
Swissy
Livin' the retired life!
Another strike brightens the northern skies... I survived, but intel says there are more incoming rounds.
Now I'll have a fun way to pass the time as the carnage rains around us all :thumbs:
Thanks James... nice smokes, a fun game and some munchies to pass the time while I wait for this damn new snow to melt and really go fishing.
Now I'll have a fun way to pass the time as the carnage rains around us all :thumbs:
Thanks James... nice smokes, a fun game and some munchies to pass the time while I wait for this damn new snow to melt and really go fishing.
fivebyfifty
FNG
take me take me
Swissy
Livin' the retired life!
Well... if you're at the dock when I'm leaving, and there is a seat open... (which there almost always is...) :whistling:
billbaker3
Member
So I finish rebuilding my mailbox and my mail man walks up. He says very nice looks like good craftsmanship. I thank him and he hands me my mail. I start to walk away and he says he has a package for me. Uh Oh I think. As he starts handing it over it goes off. I fly into the side of my house and the mail man is gone. GONE I say. I'm not calling the cops. Joe (Siriusstoogie) can.
Thanks man!!! :thumbs:
Thanks man!!! :thumbs:
fivebyfifty
FNG
souldog
OG Post-Whorer since 2008 bitches...
I'm gonna buy a ticket and show up at your door wrestling with a moose...then what will you do besides take me fishing??
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Swissy
Livin' the retired life!
show you how to gut, clean, cut up and process a moose you nitwit! not to mention how to drink beer and how to smoke really good cigars :whistling:
beyond the band
cantankerous newb
Swissy
Livin' the retired life!
Maybe so... but I doubt he'll be much in the mood for dealing with me for a little while -
" Your item was delivered at 12:28 PM on April 12, 2008 in MURRIETA, CA 92563. "
LMFAO... hope he's in good with guys that have lotsa tools!
br174
Lifelong Fan
I want to see pics of this
BigJake6904
Fat Texan
Looks like after checking some tracking numbers, I got some explosive material awaiting me when I get off work. :angry:
Fortunately, I caught this ahead of time, and won't be taken by surprise.
Will report on the firecrackers tonight.
Fortunately, I caught this ahead of time, and won't be taken by surprise.
Will report on the firecrackers tonight.
stepthirteen
Either get busy living, or get busy dying
From now on I see a FOG, I am going to bomb the FOG. So run you FOGS. And tell the other FOGS the bombs are coming. You tell 'em I'm coming! And Hell's coming with me you hear! Hell's coming with me!
ARISTO7
New Member
i havent been home for quite a while. and as soon as i step in the door, there was a package for me... ??? i didnt order anything. got hit up by a FOG. thanks Gonz, gonna need a few days to recover. you are far too kind