hoshnasi
Hobbling hero
Some of us are just making it to the battle to reinforce those who have already seen action. You won't be able to see these next few rounds before its way too late..
I get to borrow a new toy from the lab for this weekend.
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Some of us are just making it to the battle to reinforce those who have already seen action. You won't be able to see these next few rounds before its way too late..
I get to borrow a new toy from the lab for this weekend.
mysterea
New Member
I have to say, if calling us 'dumb' is the best line of this topic, you're in a sorry state.
You couldn't have made a voltron reference or something?
I'll do you a favor and come up with one:
From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend; the legend of Noobtron, Defender of the Universe, a mighty squad, loved by noobs, feared by FOG's. As Noobron's legend grew, peace settled across the galaxy. On Planet Earth, a Galaxy Alliance was formed. Together with the noobish planets of the solar system, they maintained peace throughout the universe, until a new horrible FOG menace threatened the galaxy. Noobron was needed once more. This is the story of the super force of cigar explorers, specially trained and sent by the Alliance to bring back Noobron, Defender of CigarPass!
*laugh reel*
Blue Dragon
Can't Re-Member
Umm ... not quite ... it is more like this:
One big puffed up NooB; too big for his own britches. Just a lot of Fluff!!
And then the FOGs come along and put him back in his place:
Now you get it? :sign: :sign: :sign:
mysterea
New Member
sounds like *someone's* volunteering!
bfreebern
Yada, Yada, Yada.
Putz Mulligan
shhhhhh, cigar learning in process!
Aw hell, I was trying to think of something brilliant to say but can't seem to find the words so:
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Two away!
Charlie
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Two away!
Charlie
hoshnasi
Hobbling hero
all I hear is blah blah blah
One by one... newbies are falling and gonna keep doing so.
Pfff....
Sit down and wait for the fireworks.
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Fresh off the printer..
grateful1
Oh My!
Man you FOG's are looking shabby for being FOG's :laugh: I think Swissy is still hurting.
Hmmm....what's up with Jonesy?
Has he resigned? or MIA?
garrettbuckeye
Member
Man you FOG's are looking shabby for being FOG's :laugh: I think Swissy is still hurting.
Hmmm....what's up with Jonesy?
Has he resigned? or MIA?
he's just moved operations underground. it like disneyworld... all the hard work is done out of site. but when the fireworks go off... it's just spectacular to watch!
Gator
Well-Known Member
Ya know, i've been reading through all this FOG hot air BS, and it's obvious to me these dumb #ucks have alot of hot air (farts) and nothing to back it up with. I'll be launching another 5 nukes manyana, RIP you old fog pos's. Sorry if i haven't entered into the fray earlier today, i do have a job, like catching snapper and grouper
Gator
Well-Known Member
Man you FOG's are looking shabby for being FOG's :laugh: I think Swissy is still hurting.
Her vagina is sore
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
You better hope he was done playing with mister winky when he packaged your bomb! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh yeah, ummmmmmm that's plume!
Rebel Herfer
Adiskide honekin, orduak labur!
Gator - Great line about the Vah-Jay-Jay.... 2 funny!
Some of us have to work to pay for this "filthy habit." Rest assured Brother Noobs I am arming the devices.
What's with Mr. Pete's facination with my E-PENIS being so LARGE? Kinda weird don't ya think? Anywho... gotta get in my Hummer 3 and go to a work function for awhile. Stay safe and for God's sake don't let the FOG get ya riled up... it wastes vital energy best diverted to the arsenal.
Later..... OH and FOG's ..... welcome from .....
Some of us have to work to pay for this "filthy habit." Rest assured Brother Noobs I am arming the devices.
What's with Mr. Pete's facination with my E-PENIS being so LARGE? Kinda weird don't ya think? Anywho... gotta get in my Hummer 3 and go to a work function for awhile. Stay safe and for God's sake don't let the FOG get ya riled up... it wastes vital energy best diverted to the arsenal.
Later..... OH and FOG's ..... welcome from .....
tsmckenney
Mick
Swissy's talking smack from the couch, cuz that dude can't even walk yet.
All this talk about noobs going down, all I know of is Jonesy and all I see are some bombs asail from FOG leader and then....nothing. It's completely quiet. Aside from all this digital meaningless jabber.
We'll start counting bodies on Monday. I predict when the sun rises on that day; yes, as early as Monday, the NEWBS will declare victory and the FOGS will be left speechless. They'll turn to their great defender, the almighty SamClemmons, and the giant mutters,
"You NEWBS are dumb."
And it will be done.
Oh, the drama is killin' me. :thumbs:
Mick
PS I really hate those smiley things. Can someone, anyone, think of something as effective and less annoying?
All this talk about noobs going down, all I know of is Jonesy and all I see are some bombs asail from FOG leader and then....nothing. It's completely quiet. Aside from all this digital meaningless jabber.
We'll start counting bodies on Monday. I predict when the sun rises on that day; yes, as early as Monday, the NEWBS will declare victory and the FOGS will be left speechless. They'll turn to their great defender, the almighty SamClemmons, and the giant mutters,
"You NEWBS are dumb."
And it will be done.
Oh, the drama is killin' me. :thumbs:
Mick
PS I really hate those smiley things. Can someone, anyone, think of something as effective and less annoying?
