Not so Perfecto

[Rod]

Not so Perfecto
By popular demand, a quick song to recognize the recent turn of events with Mr. Perfecto. Whatever happened, he is wished all the best.

Meltdown

Thread 'So… We’re Allowed to Want to Buy Cigars, Just Not Good Ones?'

Nov 18, 2025

"You must be a contributing member in good standing for the previous four months to post a sale in these forums. "Want To Buy" posts are allowed, but are at the discretion of the membership and the seller. New members asking for hard-to-find cigars is considered rude and not within the spirit of these forums. New members or inactive members may be asked to send funds before shipping. Exceptions may be allowed. Contact Rod via PM for questions."
“So let me get this straight — new members are allowed to post ‘Want to Buy’ threads… but only if they’re asking for cigars nobody is actually...

• MrPerfecto
• Replies: 102
• Forum: Cigar Forum (General Cigar Related Topics)

Poor @wang438

Thread 'Poor Wang got scammed by the Johnny o routine left all alone now nowhere to be found 🤫😭'

Wednesday at 12:53 PM

• MrPerfecto
• Replies: 15
• Forum: Cigar Forum (General Cigar Related Topics)

 

[jfields]

Everybody Wang Chung tonight!

 

[CigarStone]

Since he was a drama queen
"Bismillah! We will not let you go"
"Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth"

And because poor Kilroy was here and then disillusioned .... imprisoned andescaped by disguising himself as a robot:
"Domo Arigato Mr. Perfecto"