One of the all time great Christmas movie quotes

[bfreebern]

Mary: Can I help you with anything?
Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing.
Mary: For your wife? For your girlfriend?
Clark: Uh... huh? What happened? I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? How'd that happen?
Mary: Because it's cold out?
Clark: Yes, Yes, it is a bit nipply out. I mean 'nippy out.' What am I saying, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air, though.

Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: That's my name.
Clark: No shit.

 

[indyrob]

Holy Smokes! It was 6:45, only one thing in the world could have dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleeming in the window.

 

[jaradthescot]

For those of us who don't know what the OP is talking about: Click (great viewing)

"hmmmmm eh, huh? What happened?" -wipes sweat off forehead-

fantastic

 

[elderboy02]

"You'll shoot your eye out!" -- A Christmas Story

I can't wait for the 24 hour marathon!

 

[beyond the band]

Cousin Eddy:

Merry Christmas! Shitter's full

 

[IBQTEE1]

You guys are pulling out all of the best lines!!!

 

[Eryxis]

"You'll shoot your eye out!" -- A Christmas Story

I can't wait for the 24 hour marathon!

+1 This makes me feel the most "Christmassy".

 

[Brickhouse]

Cousin Eddy:

Merry Christmas! Shitter's full

Aye, the best...and a great follow up.

We checked our shitter's honey?

 

[mufflerman]

"Bend over and I'll show you!"

"Is this is their Christmas, I GOTTA be here for New Year's Eve!"

 

[ngetal]

The bitch hit me with a toaster

:laugh:

 

[Toasted Coastie]

Cousin Eddy:

Merry Christmas! Shitter's full

for the win!

 

[Dubya D]

SQUIRREL!!!!!

 

[uptown_isy]

Clark W Griswold:

"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer..."

 

[steamboat]

'You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

 

[flamchop]

"Hallelujah! Holy Shit. Where's the Tylenol?"

 

[gregor22]

My 6 year old son pulled this line on one of his 7 year old cousins at Thanksgiving:


"I triple dog dare you!"


Had to get out the burn ointment. Who would have thought a fireplace could get hot?

After I stopped laughing, I was no longer angry at him, and actually proud of him, as only a father could be.

 

[grateful1]

Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

 

[LilBastage]

My 6 year old son pulled this line on one of his 7 year old cousins at Thanksgiving:


"I triple dog dare you!"


Had to get out the burn ointment. Who would have thought a fireplace could get hot?

After I stopped laughing, I was no longer angry at him, and actually proud of him, as only a father could be.

Did he follow the proper etiquette or did he skip over the triple dare and go right for the throat? :laugh:

"Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian."
"Uh, I think that says FRAGILE, dear."
"Oh, yeah."

:laugh: Gets me every damn time!

 

[smoke'mout]

For double points...what is this quote from..."nobody wants a Charlie-in-a-box". Also what island did he live on?

 

[ngetal]

[quote name='smoke'mout' post='780259' date='Dec 19 2008, 03:01 AM']For double points...what is this quote from..."nobody wants a Charlie-in-a-box". Also what island did he live on?[/quote]

eh? a Charlie-in-a-box? that'd be awesome.... :thumbs:

would you ask Yukon Cornelius to drop it off at my place for me?

thanks!