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Opening Day

Don't start. If some one had said to me, "How would you feel, if on Aug. 14, the Red Sox had the best record in baseball and a 4 game lead on the Evil Empire and the team was healthy," I would have told him, I FEEL GOOD.
Doc.
 
What kind of a qualifier is "as of May 29th?" That means as of the 28th it's another team.
 
Devil Doc said:
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to
her
class
that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her class to raise their
hands
if they are
too. Wanting to impress the teacher, everyone in the class
raises
their hand
except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with
surprise
and says
Janie why didn’t you raise your hand?

Because I’m not a Yankees fan she replied.

The teacher still shocked, asked Well, if your not a Yankees
fan
then who are
you a fan of?
I’m a Red Sox fan and proud of it, Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears.

Janie why are you a Red Sox fan?

Cuz my mom and dad are both sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan
too!

*Well* said the teacher in an annoyed tone *that is no reason
for
you to be a
Red Sox fan. You don’t have to be just like your parents all the
time. What if
your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron what would you
be
then?

Then Janie smiled “I’d be a Yankees fan”.




Doc.
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PRICELESS
 
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