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Paris Hilton

Wurm

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Notice how her facial expression never ever changes. *WARNING* the sound is annoying and loud and the animation may cause seizures but the link is work safe.

And before all the :idhitit: comments... So would I

with this...

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And after seeing her in "Action" shes a pretty bad lay to top it off.

I guess being her "boy toy" long enough to fill up a walk-in humidor wouldn't be such a bad thing :whistling:
 
OpusXKC said:
As to quote George Carlin, "I wouldn't f@#k her with a stolen dick".
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She reminds me of some of the High School tramps we had. :laugh:
 
Wurm said:
I guess being her "boy toy" long enough to fill up a walk-in humidor wouldn't be such a bad thing :whistling:
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Fill up a walk-in? Hell no, if you are a boy-toy to that skank, you better buil d a walk in humi in your new house, fill it, and have enough left over to start the STD treatment.
 
lol @ smokelaw...

This was the size of walk in I was thinking of ;)

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I'd rather hump a cartoon character than something so two-dimensional. Come to think of it, Betty Rubble was kinda cute.

Besides, my daughter is older than most 'em. That puts a way different spin on things.
 
I'm always amused with the double standard where people consider women who get alot of action to be "sluts", yet have no problem with men who do, or whish they could do the same thing. However, I do agree with PetersCreek.


PetersCreek said:
I'd rather hump a cartoon character than something so two-dimensional. Come to think of it, Betty Rubble was kinda cute.

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I wouldn't piss down her throat if her guts where on fire.
 
Swifty said:
I'm alwasy amused with the double standard where people consider women who get alot of action to be "sluts", yet have no problem with men who do, or whish they could do the same thing. However, I do agree with PetersCreek.


PetersCreek said:
I'd rather hump a cartoon character than something so two-dimensional. Come to think of it, Betty Rubble was kinda cute.

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I wouldn't piss down her throat if her guts where on fire.
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We had a man whore in town. He would sleep with any girl that could stand him. He got more action than most would ever dream of getting. I think the same thing for both sexes. I would just drop kick her out the door and body bag her.
 
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