pickinga wife (joke)
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A man, seriously dating three women, had begun to think of marriage and
knew he could only choose one. He decided he would devise a test for
picking a wife. He would give each woman a present of $5,000 and watch to
see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty
salon, gets her hair done, new makeup, buys several new outfits and dresses
up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a
new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all
the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, he is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns
several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for
their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was
impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money he had given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs...
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A man, seriously dating three women, had begun to think of marriage and
knew he could only choose one. He decided he would devise a test for
picking a wife. He would give each woman a present of $5,000 and watch to
see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty
salon, gets her hair done, new makeup, buys several new outfits and dresses
up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a
new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all
the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, he is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns
several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for
their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was
impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money he had given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs...
:whistling:
