SKYDIVNEKD
Call me "Walt Kowalski"
- Joined
- Jul 24, 2001
- Messages
- 3,761
Fellas,
I think we can corner this market with ease. Since we have members in every corner of the Country, plus some folks over seas, we'll have ability to get in early, make our million$ and get out. Ok, here's how it all came about.
I was at the trailer bar last night, enjoying a couple beers with a buddy(and smoking a seegar, of course) when a guy came in and sat across the bar from us. He had the look of a true genius and based on his smokes, I could tell he knew his way around a Kwik Mart. After a few comments back and forth about what we were smoking, the ol by went outside for a "break". While gone, the bartender said, "THAT'S why I quit drugs years ago!" I have to admit, I think she was a bit hasty.
After a few minutes passed, in he comes. He belly's right up next to us and asks if he could tell us his "invention" on how to make a high dollar seegar. Ok, he had my interest now, for sure. He proceeds to tell me how he turns "Backwoods"(which are two bucks a pack, according to him) into $100 sticks, in less than 24 hours! Yup, he blew off my attempt to compare them to the Makers Mark seegars that were already on the market, because they ere too expensive.
Now, I'd love to tell you the secret technique, but what fun would that be. For just $49.99, I'll send you hand written notes on exactly how you too, can smoke $100 stix each and every day! Act now and I'll throw in a book of matches and a list of nearby Kwik Marts where you can start your journey to financial freedom. Don't wait, act now! My writing stick only has so much ink and when it's gone, it's gone!
But wait, there's more. If you act now, and become a Charter Member,(for just $29.99 more), you'll get first shot at any additional "nuggets" this guy has to share.
Operators are standing by to receive your PM's. LET'S MAKE MONEY!!
Floyd T
I think we can corner this market with ease. Since we have members in every corner of the Country, plus some folks over seas, we'll have ability to get in early, make our million$ and get out. Ok, here's how it all came about.
I was at the trailer bar last night, enjoying a couple beers with a buddy(and smoking a seegar, of course) when a guy came in and sat across the bar from us. He had the look of a true genius and based on his smokes, I could tell he knew his way around a Kwik Mart. After a few comments back and forth about what we were smoking, the ol by went outside for a "break". While gone, the bartender said, "THAT'S why I quit drugs years ago!" I have to admit, I think she was a bit hasty.
After a few minutes passed, in he comes. He belly's right up next to us and asks if he could tell us his "invention" on how to make a high dollar seegar. Ok, he had my interest now, for sure. He proceeds to tell me how he turns "Backwoods"(which are two bucks a pack, according to him) into $100 sticks, in less than 24 hours! Yup, he blew off my attempt to compare them to the Makers Mark seegars that were already on the market, because they ere too expensive.
Now, I'd love to tell you the secret technique, but what fun would that be. For just $49.99, I'll send you hand written notes on exactly how you too, can smoke $100 stix each and every day! Act now and I'll throw in a book of matches and a list of nearby Kwik Marts where you can start your journey to financial freedom. Don't wait, act now! My writing stick only has so much ink and when it's gone, it's gone!
But wait, there's more. If you act now, and become a Charter Member,(for just $29.99 more), you'll get first shot at any additional "nuggets" this guy has to share.
Operators are standing by to receive your PM's. LET'S MAKE MONEY!!
Floyd T
