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SERVICE HUMOR>>>

LOL...those are all classics. HEHE...I'm a true flyboy..have the wings, flightsuit, leather jacket, mirror sunglasses and a scarves to prove it. :cool:
 
EMO said:
...I sure hope you pay attention to those decimal points and sentence syntax- lest we have a paperpusher Fau Paux
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Sorry, couldn't help correcting a small faux pas. :rolleyes:

Carry on with the playful (and quite enjoyable) banter...
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It was meant for the all glorious swingline jockey to catch...lol
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:p :p
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Help a guy out...

swingline jockey = what? one who rides a stapler?
 
Great jokes - and only better becasue we know it's all based on stereotypes. Not all members of any service fit the stereotype, but there is always that element of truth - and that's the funny part.

Air Force and proud, but not too proud to grin at the funny side of life.

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M.A.R.I.N.E.
My A$$ Really Is Navy Equipment

A.R.M.Y.
Ain't Real Marines, Yet.
 
Lopaka said:
LOL...those are all classics. HEHE...I'm a true flyboy..have the wings, flightsuit, leather jacket, mirror sunglasses and a scarves to prove it. :cool:
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he really thinks he's tom cruise tooo.....HAHAHA :whistling:
 
For some reason this touches the nerve of someone that has put their life on the line and served and to continue with the humor of the servicemen is a disgrace. I am totally offended and would like to request a stop to this. There are other boards where one can poke fun at anyone you desire but this location is not the place...and talk about post whoaring.

PS maybe if I called myself Purple Heart then some of you may get the picture. This is Forum was not intended to dis the military even if it was meant in the line of humor...it is offensive and disrespectful. Please take it else where.
 
Fireman Tim said:
For some reason this touches the nerve of someone that has put their life on the line and served and to continue with the humor of the servicemen is a disgrace. I am totally offended and would like to request a stop to this. There are other boards where one can poke fun at anyone you desire but this location is not the place...and talk about post whoaring.

PS maybe if I called myself Purple Heart then some of you may get the picture.
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Fireman Tim,

First let me say two things.

1) Sorry you were hurt serving your country
2) Thank you just as I thank everyone who has served for your call to duty.

Now that I have said that this forum just like any other forum is the place to poke fun at others in the services. I am a Marine, will always be a Marine, and will always take the chance to poke fun at the other services. Every service has their own jokes and has always been done. No one here is trying to poke fun at those who have been hurt or have given their life for their Country. This debate has already been brought up and debated here recently.

I do not agree with this being a punch at those who are purple heart veterans or those who lost their life. Not everyone likes these jokes. Just like TV & Radio, if you dont agree or dont like it dont open this thread. Fireman Tim I am not trying to disprecpect you in anyway but I too have a right to voice my opinion and will repsect yours along the way. Thanks.

Brad
 
Fireman Tim,
I must say that at the heading of this thread there is a clear decription of what the thread entailed- it was meant in humor- not in disrespect.
I appreciate your thoughts.
 
Fireman Tim said:
For some reason this touches the nerve of someone that has put their life on the line and served and to continue with the humor of the servicemen is a disgrace. I am totally offended and would like to request a stop to this. There are other boards where one can poke fun at anyone you desire but this location is not the place...and talk about post whoaring.

PS maybe if I called myself Purple Heart then some of you may get the picture. This is Forum was not intended to dis the military even if it was meant in the line of humor...it is offensive and disrespectful. Please take it else where.
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I agree with Tim. :thumbs:

Plenty of other places for those seeking military humor.

http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=1
 
so...if the humor included a cigar would this be the appropriate place to share? (LOL)
oh and by the way the half naked women and the honorable mention of grumbling grandmas would have to be censored too...NO?
 
Castaway said:
Fireman Tim said:
For some reason this touches the nerve of someone that has put their life on the line and served and to continue with the humor of the servicemen is a disgrace.  I am totally offended and would like to request a stop to this.  There are other boards where one can poke fun at anyone you desire but this location is not the place...and talk about post whoaring. 

PS  maybe if  I called myself Purple Heart then some of you may get the picture.  This is Forum was not intended to dis the military even if it was meant in the line of humor...it is offensive and disrespectful.  Please take it else where.
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I agree with Tim. :thumbs:

Plenty of other places for those seeking military humor.

http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=1
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Castaway,

Thanks for the link. Pretty nice place. Funny thing comes to mind and while I may not agree with you or Fireman Tim on whether or not this is the appropriate place. I wonder out of all CP's members how many of them are prior Military or current Military. I would guess about 70% I may be shooting high but ok. I have also spoken with Fireman Tim personally and while we may not agree on this we see and respect each others opinion on this topic. If CP says stop I will out of respect stop but if the majority says keep going then I will. Thanks for weighing in on this topic.

Brad
 
Let me say this again for those who have missed it, the thread is set to be fun, not disrespectful..
One must be able to live and laugh...
Is that not what all these branches of the service are here to ensure?
Taking a thread meant to share the funnies and turning into a debate on who is wrong or right is not necessary...
If the topic offends then do not click.


An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity.M.L.K

Also-

that which we hate in others is can be easily found in ourselves....

and in final words_
Indira Gandhi:
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.....
 
...and talk about post whoaring. 

oh and by the way Tim-
Please take a moment and reconsider using the term of whoring ( IN WHATEVER CONTEXT) in reference to me. I appreciate it.
 
DevilsMilk said:
If CP says stop I will out of respect stop but if the majority says keep going then I will.
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I'm the same with DevilsMilk. I remember the last post that offended you, because I posted it. I'm current military, I've flown comabat support missions, and I've known that since day one that once our plane takes off that could be the last mission for me. Sadam Hussen had a $1,000,000 bounty for anyone that could shoot down our plane.

If something offends you, then please don't read it. There is a warning in the subject of this post probably because of my original post. EMO'S_GRRL is correct, there are probably many posts that offend people on this board and on every board. If CP says we are to stop the Military Humor then I'll stop.

However, what do we do when the other posts start offending people?

Lopaka
 
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