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Small town of Dallas NC left in shambles after attack

Jonesy

Jonesy

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The small town of Dallas North Carolina has been left in annihilated by a 3 day aerial attack from "Cigar Warlords" from around the country. The most devastating blow came from the state of California where a "White Owl stealth bomb" left a community members house in rubbles. Brian "Jonesy" Jones of Hester Drive is said to be recouperating well right now but may need months of rehabilitation due to these senseless acts against him. The mayor has asked the Governor to proclaim a state of emergency for the tiny town in fear of more missiles hitting in the next few days. He has asked all townspeople to evacuate immediately.
I can't start a thread for each bomb I've received, but I have tried to pm each of you with a private thanks. I appreciate the generosity of all you guys and Wal-mart appreciates me for having to buy a cooler from them.
Thanks to:
Preembargo
DevilDoc
NorCalCigarLover
Psyktek
SteveHawk
MarkTwain
Grateful1
Swissy
Tone-ny
Tasman
MRepp
Rob_K
Denverdog
Bargogirl
MiamiCubano
BFreebern
Rob300c
Insight
"Sandalwood"
" Not A Newb"
Indyrob
Wicked Stick
1 unknown (under investigation )
 
Jonesy said:
The small town of Dallas North Carolina has been left in annihilated by a 3 day aerial attack from "Cigar Warlords" from around the country. The most devastating blow came from the state of California where a "White Owl stealth bomb" left a community members house in rubbles. Brian "Jonesy" Jones of Hester Drive is said to be recouperating well right now but may need months of rehabilitation due to these senseless acts against him. The mayor has asked the Governor to proclaim a state of emergency for the tiny town in fear of more missiles hitting in the next few days. He has asked all townspeople to evacuate immediately.
I can't start a thread for each bomb I've received, but I have tried to pm each of you with a private thanks. I appreciate the generosity of all you guys and Wal-mart appreciates me for having to buy a cooler from them.
Thanks to:
Preembargo
DevilDoc
NorCalCigarLover
Psyktek
SteveHawk
MarkTwain
Grateful1
Swissy
Tone-ny
Tasman
MRepp
Rob_K
Denverdog
Bargogirl
MiamiCubano
BFreebern
Rob300c
Insight
"Sandalwood"
" Not A Newb"
"New B Schooler"
2 unknowns
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Good god! I hope you took the FOG's seriously and, went to buy that cooler. :laugh:
 
Nothing feels better than to say to you Newblettes, "WE TOLD YOU SO!!!" :laugh: :sign: :sign: :p
Ahhh, I love the smell of victory - it smells like burning Newb flesh!! :sign:
Hide your women and children...It's only the beginning! WAHAWAHAWAHA!!! :whistling: :sign:

Bargogirl
 
Keep your head up Jonesy!

We've got your back.

Bargo, you might win a battle here and there, but this is about the overall war. :)
 
:laugh: You brought it upon yourself therefore I shall have no pity. (I refuse to take sides on this one :whistling: )
 
I need to tell one thing - Brian is a great target for bombing~! Great job guys~! :thumbs:
 
Devil Doc said:
tc7man said:
Sounds like direct attack on the newbie pentagon. We are all feeling sorry for you Gen. Jonsey.
This cannot be tolerated.
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Gen. Jonsey?...Ha!... More like private Joe S. Ragman.

Doc.
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:laugh: :laugh: He said private Joe shit Ragman (for those of you that did not know). Now that is funny. :laugh: :laugh:

??? Sorry Jonesy ???
 
Jonesy...can't but help say I told you you had no idea what was about to befall you.
Maybe next time you'll pay a bit more heed to the sage advice given to you by my brothers here.
Now, enjoy.
 
Jonesy said:
The small town of Dallas North Carolina has been left in annihilated by a 3 day aerial attack from "Cigar Warlords" from around the country. The most devastating blow came from the state of California where a "White Owl stealth bomb" left a community members house in rubbles. Brian "Jonesy" Jones of Hester Drive is said to be recouperating well right now but may need months of rehabilitation due to these senseless acts against him. The mayor has asked the Governor to proclaim a state of emergency for the tiny town in fear of more missiles hitting in the next few days. He has asked all townspeople to evacuate immediately.
I can't start a thread for each bomb I've received, but I have tried to pm each of you with a private thanks. I appreciate the generosity of all you guys and Wal-mart appreciates me for having to buy a cooler from them.
Thanks to:
Preembargo
DevilDoc
NorCalCigarLover
Psyktek
SteveHawk
MarkTwain
Grateful1
Swissy
Tone-ny
Tasman
MRepp
Rob_K
Denverdog
Bargogirl
MiamiCubano
BFreebern
Rob300c
Insight
"Sandalwood"
" Not A Newb"
Indyrob
Wicked Stick
1 unknown (under investigation )
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hehehehehe.....
 
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