Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop :
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi :
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics :
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
will arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers :
If there are only two people in a locker
room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs:
The chance of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down is directly correlated to the newness and cost of the rug.
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law :
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law :
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop :
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi :
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Bath Theorem:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics :
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Theatre Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
will arrive last.
Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers :
If there are only two people in a locker
room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs:
The chance of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down is directly correlated to the newness and cost of the rug.
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Brown's Law :
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Oliver's Law :
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
