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The "I'm Back to participating on the board" Contest

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Damn, that's the last time I mix Thai Food and Beer!
 
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Sh!t !! I forgot my newspaper.
 
While gathering berries for food, local native Gunga Gungada falls into the Kohler 4000 and gets trapped.
 
My Entry:
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"This is The Pepsi Center donation dropoff for October, right?"
 
"There isn't a wetnap big enough. Really."
 
"At this point Genji, the elephant, really began to question what his high school guidance counselors meant by performing arts.”
 
From the zoo-keep:

"Goddamn it Nellie - that's our new double-stacked deep-freeze, not a fuggin' toilet for chrissakes!!!"

Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk
And said goodbye to the circus
Off she went with a trumpety-trump
Trump, trump, trump


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Said in the hushed tones of a documentary narrator: "The real reason so many Indian peasants go to the bathroom in the Ganges isn't due to a lack of plumbing, but rather the fact that wild elephants tend to hog the communal toilets."
 
"and with only 27 years' training, ELittle finally learned to use the big boys' potty"


Hahaha, I'm sorry, but Robbie's on a whole different level with this one! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


He needs to win.
 
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