The ultimate ethnic joke.....

[BlindedByScience]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and two Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maître d', scrutinizing the group one by one and barring their entrance into the restaurant.

"You can't come in here without a Thai."

< Rimshot >.....

 

[Joebunaga]

uuuuuuuggggggggggg!

Good one though!

 

[broblues]

Drinking already today, huh? Bada Bing!

 

[thefatguy]

That took way too long to type out, lol.

 

[_Deon_]

Yes, took too long for the punch line.

 

[gtadroptop]

groaner (n) - a corny joke or pun

:laugh:

 

[jfields]

I hope you copied and pasted that!

 

[ironpeddler]

Looks like Tom ate some tuna, cottage cheese, and drank a cup of coffee while smoking a double ligero when he posted this!

or...

.....was channeling George Burns :laugh:

 

[Aussie Shaun]

Nice one Tom. But I dont think I will be telling that one at a party.