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Things you'll NEVER hear these CPers say

stevehawk said:
geldor1 (shot in the dark): “I hate cigars… and I can’t even spell CPU.”

Hey,
I take offense to that.

I can spell CU...er, PU... UC...

Well, I know what it is. :sign:


Moki: Bill Gates is my hero. His OS is just the best.

AVB: Scotch, no not for me... I can't stand the taste.

Rod: Ford 'Pinto' was the best car they ever produced.

Triple_D: Chihuahua's are the best breed of dog out there.
 
Guinnessguy: Murphy's is the only acceptable stout brewed in Ireland :sign:
 
ACK!! I've been found out, now what do I do! ???

geldor1 said:
AVB: Scotch, no not for me... I can't stand the taste.
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SKYDIVNEKD said:
Mephiston said:
emodx (shot in the dark): “The Coast Guard is just the Navy’s little sister…”

lol.lol.roflmao. :laugh:
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I think you mean....Navy's BEEEAAAATTTTTTCCCCCHHHHH!!!!!
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KMA doughnut muncher!
 
AVB said:
You can pose for the first one. :p

stevehawk said:
AVB:  “I’m getting bored of all these Cigar Girl posts.  I think I’ll start posting a series of Cigar Boys, now.”
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Uh... no... CP would shut down and all members would leave in protest. :blush:
 
Very funny! Though being follically challenged still requires hair care products and I use ONLY the best. :sign:
 
Matt R said:
Very funny! Though being follically challenged still requires hair care products and I use ONLY the best.  :sign:
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I'm with ya bro... I don't even go to the barber any more. I just buzz what little I've got every other week with the hair clippers.

For about a year, I even went totally bald -- bought myself one of thsoe cool HeadBlades and everything. Got to be too much damn work, tho. Shaving my head every day got to be a pain.
 
Eshaw99 said:
KayakinBoy: "Ronald Regan was the greatest President of all-time."
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Whenever someone asks me a dumb question and they know I'll say yes, my new response is:

"Does nancy Regan on a black dress?" a little low, but funny.

EShaw99: "Man, John Kerry would make one hell of a president!"
CC: "I second that!"
 
hudsonvalley: "Hillary in '08!!" :D :D :D :p


hudsonvalley: "Cigar pass is stupid, I'm going over to letstalkcigars. Hey PB!, stop the trailer, I want on board!."
 
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