Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

kann

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Germany has begun telling residents to stock up on sausages and cheese in anticipation of future shortages due to the reemergence of COVID-19.

It's their Wurst Käse scenario...
 
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jbfurdog

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Germany has begun telling residents to stock up on sausages and cheese in anticipation of future shortages due to the reemergence of COVID-19.

It's their Wurst Käse scenario...
Saw that one on FB today. From you actually haha
 

Undegreed

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Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one photo ID for them, though.
... because if you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal
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What did the Latino fireman name his twin boys?
Jose and

Hose B
 
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