Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

WOW!!! I just found out his name isn't "Todd", and that PM's are really called "DM's"!! We ALL knew Smelly was a self-important liberal, but it was never said out loud. 🤣 🥃

Side note : If y'all are gonna blow up a thread, can we put a red star by it, please?! I wasn't expecting the "joke thread" to turn into a, well, THIS!

Floyd T
 
WOW!!! I just found out his name isn't "Todd", and that PM's are really called "DM's"!! We ALL knew Smelly was a self-important liberal, but it was never said out loud. 🤣 🥃

Side note : If y'all are gonna blow up a thread, can we put a red star by it, please?! I wasn't expecting the "joke thread" to turn into a, well, THIS!

Floyd T
Amen Brother
And now let's try to get back on Track

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WOW!!! I just found out his name isn't "Todd", and that PM's are really called "DM's"!! We ALL knew Smelly was a self-important liberal, but it was never said out loud. 🤣 🥃

Side note : If y'all are gonna blow up a thread, can we put a red star by it, please?! I wasn't expecting the "joke thread" to turn into a, well, THIS!

Floyd T
I don't know Floyd - it was kinda funny - in a strange CP kind of way (we've always needed those dust up to reset the pecking order...). Appropriate? There could be an argument made!

Then again - we've always known you to be at the top of the food chain - and only chime in once the dust settled to make sense of it all.

So to the others - DON'T HIJACK THE THREAD FOR YOUR POLITICAL B.S. - FLOYD SAID SO!!!
 
Amen Brother
And now let's try to get back on Track
CP has a history of riding on the Crazy Train (shout out to Ozzie, RIP) - so by default we're always on the "track". Just sometimes we have to pay an obligatory visit to the Island of Misfit Toys (see how many remember THAT CP reference...). :cool:

Just saw an interview with Jay Leno - and he's got it right. Right/Left has traditionally all been in harmony in comedy - it was always funny regardless of what stripes we wore. The shame in this day and age is we no longer laugh at political discourse as we've done in the past. This shizzle has gotten WAY too serious...
 
Do you realize that if you are pooping at 11:59PM, and the clock strikes midnight…

…it's literally, same shit different day.
Now THIS is a dad's joke I can work with!!! 🤣

Nice play dawgie! Thank you for swooping in and saving the thread from the grasp of those munchkins politically hijacking it!

And @SKYDIVNEKD - please don't let them fool you - Todd has always been the owner and still his. I don't have a CLUE who that "Rod" fella is. And why he thinks he owns this place...
 
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