What does this mean, Jerk Off Then Decide?
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
I call this, "shower time".
Joke Of The Day. Every morning for me/evening for her, I try to text my daughter in Hawaii a dumb joke. This thread has kept me in business long after I thought I'd run out of material.
Undegreed
You're unique...just like everyone else
Courtesy of my grandson.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
drunkfish3
Angry Fish
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?
A receding hare line!
A receding hare line!
CigSid
Love this place...
Brad will love that one
Thoughts
Forehead wrinkle king
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I want you to know!!! I still carry a comb with me wherever I go. I just can’t part with it....Brad will love that one
Undegreed
You're unique...just like everyone else
Ba-dum-bum. Well played.
Undegreed
You're unique...just like everyone else
Yoda had a last name.
It was Layheehoo.
It was Layheehoo.
Undegreed
You're unique...just like everyone else
Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it's too cold out Tide.
Because it's too cold out Tide.
CarsonTheCat
Don't mind me, I'm just a cat
I had a genius idea to design a pencil with an eraser on both ends, but then realized it would be pointless.
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Ok, so not exactly a Dad Joke, but if you know, you know...
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Since there will be questions, I'll just tell you: it's a "The Never Ending Story"* joke.
*EDIT*. *Google that shit, Hayden!
*EDIT*. *Google that shit, Hayden!
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CigSid
Love this place...
drunkfish3
Angry Fish
drunkfish3
Angry Fish
Not a joke but made me laugh.
Pugman1943
Well-Known Member
When my doctor asked me if anyone in my family suffered from mental illness, I said no, we all seem to enjoy it.
CigSid
Love this place...
BLACK
oLIVES
MATTER
(love black olives)
oLIVES
MATTER
(love black olives)