cohibasurfer
one day older than dirt
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
CigSid
Love this place...
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His brother said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His brother said, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!"
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
CigSid
Love this place...
A man goes to the doctor. “Doctor I'm dying, no matter what part of my body I touch it's extremely painful.”
He touches his arm and screams with pain. He touches leg, extreme pain. He touches his head, unbearable pain.
Doctor: You broke your finger.
He touches his arm and screams with pain. He touches leg, extreme pain. He touches his head, unbearable pain.
Doctor: You broke your finger.
cohibasurfer
one day older than dirt
Jeff @CigarStone was setting at a bus stop when up walked a young guy with a spiked orange, blue, red, green and yellow mohawk. Jeff was looking at the guy and the guy looked at Jeff and said... what the fuck you looking at old man? Ain't you never seen a punk rocker before? Jeff calmly looked directly at his hair style and back into his eyes and said, Well I was thinking you might be my Son. The punker said what? How could I be your Son? ... Jeff smirks and replied, you see back in my crazy days I got drunk down in Mexico on Tequila, and well...on a dare, I fucked a parrot.
To much thc?
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To much thc?
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CigSid
Love this place...
A guy tried to sell me a coffin.
I told him that’s the last thing I need.
Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented.
Crows simply drank at home.
My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick.
Especially because his name’s Steve.
I told him that’s the last thing I need.
Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented.
Crows simply drank at home.
My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick.
Especially because his name’s Steve.
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
For a minute there, you had me going! But I dont think it was a parrot.Jeff @CigarStone was setting at a bus stop when up walked a young guy with a spiked orange, blue, red, green and yellow mohawk. Jeff was looking at the guy and the guy looked at Jeff and said... what the fuck you looking at old man? Ain't you never seen a punk rocker before? Jeff calmly looked directly at his hair style and back into his eyes and said, Well I was thinking you might be my Son. The punker said what? How could I be your Son? ... Jeff smirks and replied, you see back in my crazy days I got drunk down in Mexico on Tequila, and well...on a dare, I fucked a parrot.
To much thc?
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
Q: What did the snail riding on top of the turtle say?
A: WHOOHOO!!
A: WHOOHOO!!
drunkfish3
Angry Fish
cohibasurfer
one day older than dirt
I thought it was ... Whoa...
kann
One Leg Of Fury.
My first guess was, "Whoah! Slow down!". But, picturing a slug having the time of his life riding a "speeding" turtle is a better visual to me.I thought it was ... Whoa...
CigarStone
For once, knowledge is making me poor!
Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd were robbing a liquor store when Daffy said "is this whisky?" Elmer said "its not as wisky as wobbing a bank"
drunkfish3
Angry Fish
