Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[bfreebern]

Because there is a penis shaped pond looking for the magic bean shaped pond.

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He must be in his 60s. He's not as upright as he once was.

 

[CigarStone]

so glad this joke wasn't wasted on you Jeff

Glad I could be of help!

 

[MaytagMan]

Wait... this isn't Parmesan!

 

[dawgie]

 

[dawgie]

 

[kann]

 

[rbbrock]

 

[Scap]

Well that looks painful....

 

[bfreebern]

Well that looks painful....
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Good thing that stayed above Oklahoma

 

[MaytagMan]

Looks like they're having a hard winter.

 

[Scap]

 

[CigarStone]

Well that looks painful....
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It's the one-eyed-moisture-seeking-thermo-cloud!

 

[Eqwhipped]

Well that looks painful....
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I captured this gem last summer

 

[Scap]

I captured this gem last summer
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Is that the Australian version of the US Map?

 

[MaytagMan]

The perfect shirt for work doesn't exis....

 

[dawgie]

 

[CigarStone]

Is that the Australian version of the US Map?

That's what it looks like from down under!

 

[Scap]

 

[CigarStone]

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So true!

 

[CigarStone]

A mother skunk had two boys, she named them "In" and "Out". One day In came up missing so she sent Out to go find him. Both boys returned within minutes, the mother asked Out how he found In so quickly?

Instinct