Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

 

[ggiese]

This is actually pretty useful.

Ooohhh.... I like Twat-Waffle. Will have to work that into my regular rotation.

 

[CigarStone]

Sixty years ago your car's owners manual showed you how to set the valve timing, today's owners manual cautions you against drinking the battery acid.

And some people think we have gotten smarter over the years.

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

 

[CigarStone]

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It must be really hot there!

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

A tractor-trailer delivering chicken burst into flames after it rolled down a hill and crashed into a parked car in Fairview early Wednesday

 

[CigarStone]

QUESTION: How long does it take the average woman to reach orgasm?

AMSWER: Who cares.

 

[Scap]

QUESTION: How long does it take the average woman to reach orgasm?

AMSWER: Who cares.

You're doing it wrong. Get them to knock out three or four in a row and they won't care you only lasted 8 seconds.

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

 

[whopper]

 

[rbbrock]

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Those things are like USB drives. You have to try it, try the other way, then go back to the first way before it will work.

 

[rbbrock]

 

[CigarStone]

Those things are like USB drives. You have to try it, try the other way, then go back to the first way before it will work.

Or a speed square! There are only two possible ways and I usually get it on the fourth try!

 

[behike]

Yesterday, U.S. scientists revealed that beer contains small amounts of female hormones. To prove this theory, they gave 100 men 12 pints of beer, and observed that started talking nonsense and could not drive.