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Tony_NY

Hey tone-ny, while you're at it, clean out my garage too, will ya?

And I wouldn't mind if you washed my car too.

kthxbye
 
A man and a woman who had never met before and were both married to other

people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a

Trans-continental train.



Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both

very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the

lower.


At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,

'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching into the closet to

get me another blanket? I'm awfully cold.'


I have a better idea,' she replied with a twinkle in her eye. 'Just

for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'


His eyebrows went up and he smiled, 'That's a great idea!'


'Good', she replied. 'Get your own fucking blanket.'


After a moment of silence, he farted.

Thats Marriage
 
CigarMan Andy said:
A man and a woman who had never met before and were both married to other

people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a

Trans-continental train.



Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both

very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the

lower.


At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,

'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching into the closet to

get me another blanket? I'm awfully cold.'


I have a better idea,' she replied with a twinkle in her eye. 'Just

for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'


His eyebrows went up and he smiled, 'That's a great idea!'


'Good', she replied. 'Get your own fucking blanket.'


After a moment of silence, he farted.

Thats Marriage
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Sad but true :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
tone-ny said:
CigarMan Andy said:
A man and a woman who had never met before and were both married to other

people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a

Trans-continental train.



Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both

very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the

lower.


At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,

'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching into the closet to

get me another blanket? I'm awfully cold.'


I have a better idea,' she replied with a twinkle in her eye. 'Just

for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'


His eyebrows went up and he smiled, 'That's a great idea!'


'Good', she replied. 'Get your own fucking blanket.'


After a moment of silence, he farted.

Thats Marriage
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Sad but true :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Quit messing around Tony, you heard the man, clean up your act! :laugh:
 
Anthony are you leaving your mailbox full for the right reasons? Also are you eating a club sandwich for the right reasons? And are you dressing your dogs as bees for the right reasons?
 
tone tone tone....what AM I going to do with you?? Make room for me in your box... :blush:

Seriously sweets...people want you...give em space in your inbox

Melly
 
Frankly I am a bit surprised to find out you have a dirty box Tony.
 
insight said:
Anthony are you leaving your mailbox full for the right reasons? Also are you eating a club sandwich for the right reasons? And are you dressing your dogs as bees for the right reasons?
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I see your avitar still has an unamed, bee dog not yours, I was under the impression you had a bee dog of your own.
 
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