Too Big For Just The Unhappy Thread

[insight]

But Phil!

Did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

Who remembers where they slept last night?

 

[CigarStone]

Who remembers where they slept last night?

That question is relative.

 

[Napa_Smokes]

Why did you let Jeff drive?

 

[cody5thou]

Washout

 

[CigarStone]

CLUE #1

The bridge "was" 75 feet long!

 

[MaytagMan]

That question is relative.

Which relative? That might get a little awkward.

 

[MaytagMan]

The driver was getting "that special favor" and lost it... and control of his car.

 

[CigarStone]

Which relative? That might get a little awkward.

My sister's brother. Great guy!

 

[cohibasurfer]

Do not swerve to miss the squirrel 101.

 

[jacot23]

CLUE #1

The bridge "was" 75 feet long!

Guessing the bridge collapsed.

Now since someone mentioned the Dukes of Hazzard we might also conclude the car wound up in the creek because they couldn’t make that jump over said collapsed bridge…

 

[Pugman1943]

Creek rose, flooded out he bridge and grabbed the car in.

 

[tomthirtysix]

Myth busters: Dukes of Hazard edition

 

[CigarStone]

SECOND CLUE:

The car is not part of the incident, we got that from the internet, the bridge however is very real.

 

[Not A Nice Person]

Did someone try to jump that AFTER it collapsed?

~Boar

Sees second clue after posting: .... never mind.

 

[cohibasurfer]

SECOND CLUE:

The car is not part of the incident, we got that from the internet, the bridge however is very real.

FFS!!!! Deception!!!

 

[cohibasurfer]

TIMBER!!!!!

 

[grateful1]

shrinkage with age happens

 

[Scap]

Tree fell over and crushed it?

 

[cabaiguan juan]

Tree fell over and crushed it?

Not enough alcohol involved with that idea.

 

[CigarStone]

THIRD CLUE:

The entire ordeal was a shitty situation.