top 10 signs you smoke too much

[Matty_Vegas]

1. You have a ring gague on your key ring to spot fake cigars.
2. You have JR, MD Cigars, Cigars International's customer service on speed dial.
3. You store your cigars in a "Coolerdor" or in a "fridgeador".
4. You have a Adavanced degree from M.I.T. in the field of Hygrometrics.
5. You have met Rocky Patel, Don Carlos, Arturo Fuente or any of the Ozginers (or however it is spelled)
6. You Refer to Cbid as the Devil, Satan, or the unholy pit of money suckage.
7. You get weekly emails from Cuba relating to Fidel Castro's health.
8. You first born child's name is Cohiba.
9. You snicker everytime someone says the word SWISHER.
10. you frequent any cigar board..and claim you allegiance to an odd group of people called Bottles.

 

[Castaway]

Excellent! :thumbs:

If I may...(there'll probably be more)

11. You give away cigars so you can buy more.

 

[grand cru no 2]

I'll add a couple:

12. You are currently storing several hundred cigars and are looking for a new humi (fridge, cooler, etc...) to make room for the smokes you have coming in the mail.

13. You play poker for cigars. :laugh:

 

[macms]

14. You dropped your ash on your keyboard while reading this.

 

[Lopaka]

14. You dropped your ash on your keyboard while reading this.

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:whistling:

 

[Swissy]

15. Your wife threatens with a divorce if one more cigar arrives in the mail!

 

[Castaway]

#16 You look at the cigar in grand cru no 2's signature instead of the girl.

 

[karlgriffin]

#16 You look at the cigar in grand cru no 2's signature instead of the girl.

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What girl???

 

[gtphale]

lol to good

# 17 You send your wifeback to work so that you can buy more cigars